Being In Your Mid Twenties Is A Little Bit Like Being Drawn And Quartered

@mantorokk when are you taking me out for dirt then?

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

so how are we feeling!!!!!!

we heard about siblings but there is another very underrated but still pretty fundamental dynamic imho that explains a lot about a person so

YOU hate JK Rowling!

After seeing Steve in action around the kids Eddie starts calling Steve “mom Steve” in his head. It slips out one night when the older kids are hanging out, but thankfully only Robin hears. She ends up shooting soda out of her nose from laughing.

They end up teaming up to get Steve a mug that says “MILF” for his birthday after that.

@mantorokk how did you know? Can you see through my screen?

Idk what context u need, I’m gonna fuck the grapes

The way I was given no context @sicilianfairyhunt

*cha cha chas sadly*

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