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Will, to Mike: I-I like you

Mike, blushing: ...I like you too

-their friends hiding behind a bush-

Robin, to Steve:...Are you crying Harrington? *grins*

Steve, wiping eyes: Shut up, I'm not crying *rolls eyes*

Everyone else: ...

Steve, starts sobbing after a few seconds: They grow up so fast

*Eddie hands him his black handkerchief*

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

I am sleepy and warm, I wish only to be a little spoon

After seeing Steve in action around the kids Eddie starts calling Steve “mom Steve” in his head. It slips out one night when the older kids are hanging out, but thankfully only Robin hears. She ends up shooting soda out of her nose from laughing.

They end up teaming up to get Steve a mug that says “MILF” for his birthday after that.

I’ve got LoG brainworms and shall not apologise.

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

I need help gang, TAD have been my top artist for two years

My favorite part about Spotify Wrapped is getting to see just how unhinged all The Amazing Devil fans are.

Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music