“Not ALL Men-“

“If god made us all in his image, then god’s a fucking nerd” is the best lyric in the history of music, end of story.

After seeing Steve in action around the kids Eddie starts calling Steve “mom Steve” in his head. It slips out one night when the older kids are hanging out, but thankfully only Robin hears. She ends up shooting soda out of her nose from laughing.

They end up teaming up to get Steve a mug that says “MILF” for his birthday after that.

I'd like to report that The Amazing Devil personally attacked my touch-starved ass with "I was born to press my head between your shoulder blades at night when light is fading" but I'm being so brave about it. 🥺

The effect that Greta Van Fleet has on lesbian women needs to be studied

whoopi goldberg’s thoughts on marriage “i dont want somebody in my house” is perhaps one of the most profound statements ever. she’s so right. i dont want somebody in my house.

Every so often when that Leeds accent makes an appearance ✌🏻

do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"

WB every time they see Ezra Miller trending

this is a social experiment, reblog in the tags where you live, your first language and what you call this

This tweet lives rent-free in my head now. Hands-down the best comment about the relationship between art and artist.