Please Please Please 🙏

Our man Tadius really had one (1) conversation with someone who wasn't obsessed with the royal family and immediately went "oh my Gods, we should kill the King" completely unprompted.

AND THEN HE ACTUALLY DID IT! Legends only! No one is doing it like him!

Aww why can’t we share? How about this, I’ll buy every doll in the shop. On weekdays they’ll be mine, and on weekends you can look at one for five seconds through the front window of my house! Seems like an fair trade off!

Happy Black Friday everyone! Just a quick reminder that if you see a little green doll that resembles an under water creature from out of this world, to leave it on shelves! For me. Because that doll will be FUCKING MINE.

Lautski Week Day Three: Camp

Every now and then I’m absolutely baffled by actors and what they can do.

Especially starkid actors.

Like, you’re telling me that:

This is a set of three people who are not related to each other???

This is voiced by a guy with a mic off stage???

This woman isn’t having the most horrifying day of her life?????

You’re telling me this is not a pipe??

Thank you but I don’t believe it

a much deserved, big chonky cheese for the world's best lil squire

Ella and Tadius from Cinderella's Castle give very similar energy to Curt and Tatiana from Spies Are Forever. Both not interested in each other romantically but are absolutely best friends and probably kiss each other on the cheek when they meet up and everyone sorta thinks they're together and they never deny it but they know they're not together and never will be

i present, gary slamming homeless man against the counter during feast or famine

OKAY

SEVERAL PEOPLE NOW HAVE REBLOGGED MY SPOILER HEAVY CINDERELLA'S CASTLE POSTS WITHOUT SPOILER TAGS

I AM GOING TO SAY IT ONE MORE TIME

TAG! YOUR! FUCKING! SPOILERS! EVEN IN REBLOGS!

cinderellas castle spoilers!!

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quick little drawing of queen putrice 💖💖

VIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE

PLEAS

SIR

Ohhhhnnbghh god boy Jerry PLEASE