Guess who has to change their pfp and name off of Uber delivery because some guy(customer) ordered a SINGLE sauce packet from Taco Bell, and before I could pick it up for him, he texted me through the app and said, "Wow you look so beautiful."
That order was promptly canceled. This was all at 1 in the morning btw.
And update, I may not be able to change my profile pic because the app uses facial recognition to let me work orders, like a lock...
Anyone that also works for uber delivery that can help or offer advice?
Did I hit 100 followers? I'm actually literally buzzing I'm so excited lol
A/n: I made a familiar character the bad guy, and I started color coding people except König. If I colored König he'll be green but for now he'll stay colorless.
Warnings!: Dog attack, rivalry, dog bite, violence(towards animal)
M!König: Who made another bundle of fish just for you. He made sure to catch more of the ones you stated you had liked. The lake he lives in was huge, and a river connected it to various other lakes so it was always stocked up. He knew he needed to stop this, so he promised himself that this would be the last gift. Then he'll have to leave, move to a different lake. Even though he didn't want to.
M!König: Who, when he arrives at your vet clinic, sees you speaking to an older gentleman who has a leashed dog at his side and a bundle of flowers in his other hand. You seemed frustrated and shook your head up at the man, who in response had shifted impatiently. Enter, Hunter!Simon, who was trying to convince you that one drink with him will be good for you.
M!König: Who walked up to the both of you, holding the bundle of fish and glaring down at the man. He has blonde hair, scars across his pale skin and grey cold eyes. But König's eyes could be colder. You looked between the two men, sensing some kind of conflict arising internally. Clearing your throat, you told Simon he should leave, and that you declined his offer.
Hunter!Simon: Who was staring up at König with a menacing look. Something was off about this guy. Was this the bloke that you were seeing? And why did he wear a hood over his face. He noticed the bundle of fish and snorted a little. "Tha' all you can catch? If you're tryin t' impress her, that ain't gonna do it." He stared up at König but the mans face never changed. Riley, his dog, growled lowly as König stood there and looked down at them.
M!König: Who glared down at the dog next. Then answered coldly, "What use would she have for flowers? At least I catch her food, while you lazily pluck her weeds." He nearly snarled. Simon threw the flowers down while his dog growled louder, crouching in an attack position. Simon was close to raising his voice, both in heated anger and because Riley was barking louder. You stepped in, pushing the both of them back which caused Riley to jump up to attack, but König was pulling you out of the way before it registered to either one of them.
M!König: Who took the full on harsh bite of the K-9, kicking the dog away while Simon angrily yelled at him. But you were telling at Simon to leave or else you'd call the police. König watched as you threatened the blonde man while using your body to shield the much larger man. It made his heart swell despite the bleeding bite wound.
Vet!Reader: Who watched Simon and Riley walk back to his truck and drive away. You were quick to help König inside and treat his wounds. You had some healing ointment and rabies shots lined up but König was quick to stop you, explaining this was nothing. You knew König was different, so... You trusted him on this. Then when König was standing up, you wrapped your arms around him in a hug. "You didn't have to do that...but thank you."
M!König: Who was blushing like crazy. His tentacles were more actively shifting beneath his hood but he hugged back stiffly. He cleared his throat. "I'm used to dog bites... And hunters." he shrugged. He watched you pull away and then your hand reached up to his tentacles, and some eagerly wrapped around your finger to which you smiled happily. He was a big blushing mess now but he wouldn't pull away.
M!König: Who was surprised when you offered to cook food for him. It's been a very long time since he ate cooked(human) food. But with you? He eagerly agreed. When you asked what he could eat, König proudly announced anything, except the funny tasting bottle drinks. You held back your giggles and he noticed.
A/n: Damn, this is sounding like a retelling of Beauty and the Beastđ€Š Also ! If y'all don't want me to use Simon as bad guy I can change that. But I had a little background on Hunter!Simon.
Basically, after the war and he retired, he moved to this unnamed small town and took up hunting. Kind of a bad ending Simon cause it more or less makes him feel alive when he hunts. So instead of hunting for food, he hunts for fun. (Which, veterinarian you hates.) Hunting for fun and not food is a big no no where I live so I thought why not sprinkle conflict-
Like I said before, I can change his character so that it's not Simon but instead it's some random NPC with a shit name. Y'alls call.
Here is my hoard
Works compiled:
RecomMiles x FemReader
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
Invisible Man x FemReader
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
König x Fem!Reader
Part 1 Part 2
Baby Fever König
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Vampire!König x Human!Reader
Part 1 Part 2
A Fly on the Wall (Ghoap x reader)
Part 1
Murderer! Simon x Fem!Reader (Soulmate AU)
Idea Post
Soon to come...
Random Simon Stuff
Texting
Oneshots:
Monster!König x Vet!Reader: Pt.1 , Pt.2 , Pt. 3, Pt. 4
Let me know if the links are too small to click, I checked to make sure they all worked though! Don't be afraid to like and comment! I love y'alls feedback<3 (The colors don't mean anything.)
If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your âon repeatâ playlist is.
I keep getting inboxes like these. It's a spam bot with the same name over and over (3rd time I've gotten this same message) . Make sure to keep an eye out for scams.
Someone way way way back in the day, probably slapped their buddy's arm and was like, "I bet you three berries you can't get up on that thing and ride it around."
And the friend looked at the 5 ft 7 mass of muscle on four legs, with an elongated, terrifying face and crazy in it's eye. And dude said "Make it six." And got to work.
And now we have horses.
You've probably seen me on A03. Maybe not. IF you did, then you know what I write. Enjoy your stay. I'll be around... trying to figure out how this works so bare with me.
Tbh, Simon is probably hesitant to comfort you when you're stressed. I was tempted to write that in my last fic but I was feeling down and liked the idea at the time.
He'd still be there, but he'd do whatever you asked him, to the dot. Leave you alone for a while? Done. Cook your favorite food? Right away. Go to the store and buy that video game you've been wanting to play? Yes ma'am.
However.
König? He would fuck you until you didn't even know how to spell the word stress anymore.
Firm believer. In this.
Well well well, here we are. Um, so I'm gonna be starting college in exactly a month...that'll be fun. And I'm looking for a job, that's fun. I got back from vacation in Arkansas and now I'm posting this from my boyfriends house. Yippee.
Warnings: Angst! Blood and death! Gun Kink! Degrading/Praising!
As always Minors DNI. Let me know if I missed anything...i posted this from my phone and it wouldn't let me edit sort of. Enjoy <3
Your eyes remained closed while your arms raised up, as if to protect you from gunshots. You expected to feel something, anything. Your body shook and when you heard something fall beside you, you finally opened your eyes and peered down. A quick inspection and you were fine, bullet free. âOh god, Colonel you really shot themâŠâ You heard Lyle mumble. Your head snaps to the side, Alex lay on the ground clutching their chest.
âAlex-â You fall to the ground and place your hands over their chest. Theyâd been shot in the left and right rib in lower and higher areas. âOh god Alex, donât-...Iâm..Iâm so sorry!â You knew you couldnât save them. Their lungs were punctured on both sides and you had no equipment to help. Alex grabs your hand and you squeeze their hand, holding it with both hands. Your vision blurred with tears but you could see Alex barely give a soft smile. âAlex Iâm so sorry, Iâm so so sorry..â Your voice shook and you brought their hand to your head. âThis wasnât supposed to happen. Not like this.â
You squeeze your eyes shut and let out a sob. Slowly, their hand lost its strength but you didnât let go of it. Footsteps approached you but you didnât look, you didnât let go. âDoctor.â It was Z-Dog. â...We canât do anything for them.â
You open your eyes, turning and looking up at her. Behind you, Miles spoke. âDr. Alex was a traitor to our operation and I wonât be harboring any more traitors.â
âAlex could have faced a trial back at the camp.â You stood up quickly and turned to face him. âYou killed them in cold fucking blood!â He didnât show any emotion towards you. Trying to keep a fearless expression, you pull the gun off of Zâs hip and aim it at him. The rest of the team seemed to become apprehensive. Quaritch didnât flinch, instead he smiled. âTell me why I shouldnât do the same!âÂ
He held his hand up, telling the team to lower their weapons while he inched closer to you. âDoc, everyone knows youâre not a killer.â His eyes were so relaxed, his ears were even perked upwards, as if he were more than happy to watch you threaten him. You knew if he got any closer he could snatch the gun away from you. You also knew any of the soldiers could shoot you down just like he did Alex. You felt your blood boiling at the thought. You wanted to look down at them but something kept you from doing so. Your finger twitched on the trigger and you realized their blood was still on your hands.Â
âYou didnât need to kill them.â Your voice shook. Miles stopped. âYou know theyâre going to question you when we get back.â And a voice in the back of your head told you the same thing. In fact, whatâs keeping him from killing you too? He must know, or at least have some idea this was all your plans, not Alexsâ.
âAnd Iâll answer all their questions with the truth. As I said before. They were a traitor, communicating and possibly conspiring with the enemy. I wouldnât take the chance of getting me or my team captured or killed.â He stepped closer and kneeled down. âWhat will you tell them after youâve killed me, Doctor?â You felt a violent tremor shake your body as tears flooded out your eyes. Quaritch grinned at you and took the gun out of your hands. âBesides,â He pointed the gun at your shoulder and pulled the trigger two times. Two clicks sounded and you gasped, your face going pale. âYou canât kill anything with an empty chamber.â He tosses the gun back to Z-Dog. He then took something out his pocket and tied your wrists together.You look down to see he ziptied your wrists. âWeâll have to question you back home. Now, let's set up a perimeter, weâve already wasted enough daylight on this sob story.âÂ
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Every few minutes, Lyle and Z would glance back at you. Twice, Lyle had offered some water or a snack bar from the medic bag he confiscated. You didnât answer him, or even look at him. Z-Dog gave Lyle an uneasy look, and Lyle sighed and shrugged. He decided he wouldnât bother you anymore, knowing you were questioning the group of recombinant soldiers and their leader. Z was even more conflicted. Sheâs never seen you so intent to take someoneâs life. When you pulled the gun from her holster, she was more worried about the repercussions youâd be facing rather than the death of Colonel Quaritch. Maybe sheâd be worried about both but seeing you in a different light had (dare she say) frightened her. However, you never pulled the trigger.
Everyone in the group knew for certain you wouldnât have pulled that trigger.Â
You were sitting against a tree staring at a flower that resembled a lilly. It was better than looking at the tarp that covered the body. It was further away from you, closer to the trailer but you could still see it. The soldiers converse while glancing in your direction once in a while. You didnât want to look at any of them. Could you trust any of them entirely anymore? You never should have put trust into them in the first place. It was a bad work decision. You were their doctor. They were your patients.Â
Boots made their way towards you and you turned your head to look away. A sigh was given and then they squat beside you. Miles grabbed your hands and yanked them closer to him. You felt water hit your hands and turned to look at him. He was pouring out a water bottle over your hands. âI should have given you something earlier. Blood does stain after a while.â You wanted to yank your hands away but you could see in his eyes that he had consequences planned if you did. So you stared at him. Not in anger or in grief. You gave him a dead stare. Miles held your stare, then tilted his head down. âWhen we befriend people, and come to know and trust them, we look past their flaws. And when someone you know closely is accused of something outstanding, we tend to doubt and deny that of being possible.â He uses a torn cloth to wipe away the blood. âMost of the time we come to understand that what happened was not our fault. The person we thought we knew, was not who they made themselves out to be all along.â
âYou didnât have to kill them.â Your voice was low and hoarse. You didnât realize it until now, but your throat was dry.
He ignores you. âBut sometimes, we disagree with what we know.â His eyes meet yours. âWe know better, know that deep down this person was committing serious crimes.â His stare was telling. Your eyes widened, because he knew. âBut we choose to look past them anyway.â
He drops your hands but doesn't move. âI donât understand what youâre after here. You know what I did. And from what I can tell you already knew.â You glance at the others but they aren't listening. âYou didnât shoot me because, what? You want more information? If youâre worried about someone shooting at us, well congratulations it already happened and it wasnât the scientists hiding in the trees somewhere. It was you.â You spat out. âThe scientists here arenât out for blood like you, they just want food and supplies. Thatâs all I was doing, giving supplies.â
âGiving them coordinates to attack supply trains and use the Naâvi to take them down and steal the supplies. Correct?â He had taken his knife out when you werenât looking and was playing with it, twirling it between his fingers.Â
âThe electric trains that carry weapons?" Your eyebrows knit together as you think. "I didnât send info about them, only meals and first aid.â
He was quiet for a second. âAlex did.â
âHow-...What? I donât understand this, the scientists didnât want weapons, they only wanted suppliesâŠâ You blink a few times while looking down. âAlex wasnât, they didnât have the scheduled times for the trains unless they were-â
There was some yelling from the jungle and one of the soldiers came out with a screaming and hissing Naâvi child. Miles was up and walking over to investigate. Another soldier came out with two more children. They seemed small enough but from this distance, they were definitely taller than you. There were four children in all, two boys and two girls by the looks of it. Then they found a human boy with long dreads and an oxygen mask. You decided it would be best to stay where you were.
Miles was asking each kid a question and none of them seemed to be happy about it. He had finally gotten to the human kid and squatted down. You watched their exchange last a minute or two, then Miles stood and said something to one of the soldiers. When you looked at the other kids again, you saw the older girl staring at you. You looked away and wished you werenât in this situation.Â
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It had been maybe 15 minutes and you noticed the children were whispering to each other in an almost panicked way. You look at the other soldiers but they didnât notice. You stayed sitting against the furthest tree and decided you should probably get ready in case something happened. Which you were right. A soldier near you was shot with an arrow directly through his chest. You gasped and pushed yourself away. The rest of the soldiers were looking around, trying to see the attacker. You snap out of your trance and crawl over to the fallen soldier. You check his pulse but he was gone. You reach into his holster and grab the knife to carefully cut the zip tie off. You then quickly run over to the kids and duck down near the oldest boy. He was pushing his siblings away but you held your hand out. âCâmon hurry up, there isnât much time.âÂ
He stared at you skeptically but you sigh and grab his wrist, lucky that they were also cuffed with zip ties. âWhy are you helping us?â
âI probably wonât be alive to help anyone later.â You got the tie off of him and handed him the knife. âGet your siblings free and hurry it up.â The sound of a helicopter made you look up.Â
Above the trees, the helicopter that brought you all here was lowering. It wouldn't be able to touch the ground but it was blowing the trees away. You tried shielding your eyes from the flying pieces of leaves and sticks when an arm grabbed you. You gasped as you were hoisted up. Then the ground below you started getting smaller. You became motion sick but held it together. Inside the helicopter you were thrown into the seat, getting strapped in by Miles. Besides you, the human boy with dreads was huffing, as if he had been fighting.Â
Miles looked at the both of you before sitting down in his own seat. You stared at him, then looked at the kid next to you. He looked like a teenage Tarzan, in a way. When he looked at you, you spoke to him. "I thought you got away with the others."
He didn't answer, only turning his head to look out the window of the helicopter.Â
~~~
Once the helicopter was taken back to base, you and the kid were escorted into two separate rooms. The boy, Spider, didn't speak a word to you. You hoped he didn't think you were a part of this.
 Well, when you really thought about it, you were. Come on, you're their doctor.Â
You hear the door open and look up, expecting the general or someone of high status to walk in and demand what all your crimes were. Instead, Miles walked in. He looked fine, but you could tell something was wrong. He came and sat down, sitting across from you. His fingers tap the table as he thought of what to say but you beat him to it. "Well, by that look and your posture I take it I'm going to be executedâŠ"
His eyes shoot up at you. "You're not being executed, or tried. You were attacked, and killing Alex was the only thing I could do to save your life."Â
You stare at him in confusion. "What? Attacked? I wasn't -"
"You got knocked on the head pretty hard, you found out Alex was a mole." He reaches up and pretends to touch your head but he yanks your hair. You yelp and reach up to grab his hands. "They hit you over the head with the bag, nearly finishing the job." He was staring at you hard, his jaw moved, like he was chewing something.Â
You stare at him, slowly leaning back in your chair and crossing your arms. "Why are you helping me?" You whispered, not realizing you had lowered your voice. Miles only looked down at you, his chewing finally stopped. You thought maybe he was chewing the inside of his cheek or lip.Â
"The doctors want to examine you, make sure you don't have any head trauma." He ignored your question but you felt that maybe you weren't ready to know his reasoning. He sighed and rubbed his face, finally muttering. "The boy we picked up."
"His name is SpiderâŠI think."
"His real name is Miles, Miles Socorro."Â
You met his eyes, confusion crossed your features once again. "Miles Socorro? What like, he's your son?"
He didn't answer yet. You really looked at him, then for odd reasons, your face flushed at the words coming from your mouth.Â
"You're his father."
"That seems to be the case."
"So..then his mother-?"
"Died." His face was unreadable. "She fought in one of the last battlesâŠand I thought she had left the planet with the baby. I was misinformed."
"Well babies can't travel in-"
"Yes I know I know." Miles sighed, finally looking at you. "we're trying to get him to tell us where the others are hiding."
You nod, looking down at the table at his hand. You ball your fingers into a fist but not out of anger. "What will happen to him after that?"
Miles seemed to be dreading that question. And he sensed you had more questions to ask. "I don't know. I didn't know he was here."
The door opened and a young woman around your age came in. "Sorry to interrupt, but we just need to check up on Dr. Linear."Â
Miles smiled and stood up. "Of course, we don't want her passing out."
You look up at him, watching his face carefully. He didnât give anything away, only walking towards you and helping you up out of the chair. The doctor informed you which room youâll be heading to and Quaritch assured her youâd get there. Once the doctor left, he turned to you and looked at the side of your head. You stare up at him in confusion.Â
âIâll come by later. Youâll be given the rest of the day off to recover.â He leads you out the room. Before you turn away however he grabs your arm and yanks you closer to him. âAnd knock it off with this hero act. Before you really find yourself in some trouble.â He stares down at you, something hiding behind his eyes.Â
âOr what? Youâll have to kill me yourself?â You shot back. He grabs the back of your hair and yanks your head up so you would look at him. He smiled slightly at the gasp you let out.Â
âCareful princess, youâre not out of the fire yet.â His ear twitches when he hears people speaking down the hall and he lets go of you entirely. Turning, he walks away and you have to take a moment to compose yourself and curse at how easily you folded for him.Â
The rest of your day went by rather quickly. You were examined, asked to do this and that. The doctor noted that you were lucky to leave with nothing but a bruise. It made your eyes narrow but you agreed. She didn't know better.Â
You were given the rest of today and tomorrow off for recovery. The young doctor would notify your officers and the rest of your team that you would be out. But you had a feeling everyone already knew. She sent you on your way back to your room but you had other plans.Â
Making sure no one watched you, you would enter your office and close the door. You looked around the office and were pleasantly surprised to find that everything was left untouched. You sighed while walking to your desk. You didn't have your keys on you so you couldn't unlock the drawer that hid your old Morse code machine.Â
"How did I know I'd find you here?" A voice called from the door and you shot up from behind your desk. Of course, Quaritch was there walking in and closing the door behind him. You rolled your eyes and relaxed a bit. "Up to no good? Playing little miss hero again?"
"I'm not doing anything. I was just making sure my desk wasn't trashed." You shot back defensively.
"You were making sure no one found the communication machine hiding in your desk." He had raised his voice as he stepped closer to you. His ears were pressed back in aggravation. "You need to leave this alone."Â
You were filled with rage again, boiling over the top and you rounded the desk so you were in front of him. "You need to leave me alone Colonel. You should have just fucking shot me while you had the chance!"
In the span of three seconds you were laying on your back on the desk with a gun pressed against the side of your head. Quaritch had his other hand spread against your chest with a smirk ghosting his lips. You had to catch your breath from how fast he had moved. "I believe it's time I put you back in line."
You narrow your eyes, almost ignoring the gun now. "Oh? Like how I had you on your knees last time we were in this ro-" his gun was shoved against your mouth and you let out an annoyed groan. It was a smaller gun, a pistol probably. But of course it was larger to comfortably fit the hands of the Na'vi soldiers.Â
"Kiss it." He was staring down at you, his gaze was hard and something about that look made you shiver. You glanced down at the gun once again, then slowly up at him. You press your lips to the side of the gun and kiss it, then moving higher, you kiss it again. His eyes moved between your eyes and your mouth while that hard look he was holding faded.Â
He pulls the gun away, then grabs your arms and holds them above your head on the desk. Then he places the barrel of the gun against your clothed womanhood. You struggled against his hold but knew you weren't going anywhere. "Miles what are you-"
"Shut up." He presses the gun against you and you gasp at the feeling. Then he holds it there. "Ride it." You looked up at him shocked and confused. "Buck your hips against the barrel or I'll fuck you with it instead."
You swallow thickly. Glancing down at the gun, you notice he never took his finger off the trigger. You bite your lip and do so. Letting your hips rise up off the table and slowly drag up the barrel of the gun. Then your hips move back down and you groan. You weren't a genius when it came to gun anatomy and names, so you couldn't say what was pressing against what. It was disgusting and dangerous. ButâŠ
It felt good.Â
You move your hips again, eyes fluttering when something rubs against your clothed clit. Why did it have to feel so good? A chuckle breaks your focus and you look up at him. "Who knew you were such a filthy slut? Look at you. Fucking yourself against my gun." He leans down and presses his mouth against your neck. "What a pretty little slut you areâŠ"Â
Your heart was racing and a whimper escaped your lips. You kept thrusting your hips against his gun while he pressed small teasing kisses against your neck. He wasn't giving you anything too heated which you hated. You needed him to touch you, bite you or something. Anything.Â
"Miles please-" A shudder runs down your spine and you look up at him.Â
He looks at you with that hard gaze. "Please-" he ruts the gun against your clothed cunt and you gasp. "-what?"
You wanted to cry out, but kept yourself composed. You slowly bring your hips up against the gun and back down with a soft moan. "Please fuck me."
He sighed while looking down at his gun. He pulls it away and chuckles softly. He puts the gun into his holster and turns his attention back to you. "Are you going to do what I tell you to?" You give a quick nod, desperate to feel him. "Good girl." He picks you up by the arms he was still holding and pushes you out the door of your office.Â
You turn to him, confused as he closes the door behind him. He gives you a grin and puts his hands on his hips. "Go to your room. Get some rest. Maybe I'll visit you tonight, maybe I won't."Â
And he turned away, walking down the hallway away from you. You took a step forward but paused. The nerve of this guyâŠto do what he just did and then leave like nothing happened! With a huff of frustration you turned and began heading to the rooms where you stayed.Â
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