Update! It's Worse Than I Thought. (ss Of Another Post, Not A Response To Mine Ftr)

having an anxiety attack bc I don't have the money to survive rn, how to I make a living by being cool and hot and funny?? like do yall just pay me a monthly fee or smthg

underrated bit: interview-style documentary where every time a person is talking, the description under their name is something different and either A. uncomfortably specific and completely irrelevant to the subject being discussed or B. wildly and obviously inaccurate

claiming lmaoo

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

reblogging to remind myself to write a fic of this

Oh god oh gosh okay so someone (Did, from this fic) came up with the idea of A/B/O “subvocalizations”…like, these little rumbly noises/purrs/chirrups that mean things like hello and help and back off. And they’re pretty instinctual, to the point that sometimes you can’t control whether you make them? And?? Jupeter???? Ju…..JUPETER???

I’m dying at the thought of either of them struggling to control some needy subvocalizations, but I’m such a Nureyev kinnie that my mind latches onto him first. Just…Nureyev, having learned to suppress his subvocalizations?? Because of course they’d betray his deeper feelings, so…better to cut them off at the root. Everyone else on the ‘Blanche spends their time chirping and humming away to say things like excuse me and I care about you and calm down…Even Buddy, who’s pretty quiet by subvocal standards, still purrs I love you’s and I’m here’s to Vespa. But meanwhile Nureyev’s like this pocket of dead air. No subvocals whatsoever. It’s downright eerie. At a certain point Juno’s not even sure whether Nureyev CAN make subvocalizations anymore?? Did he hallucinate the noises Nureyev made when they were in the tomb??

But then of COURSE something would tip the scales and leave Nureyev unable to repress himself any longer, and he’d lie there curled up on his bed and desperately try to stifle his miserable whimpering/pleading noises with a pillow—noises that mean please help, I’m scared, help, where are you, I’m hurting…

characters I relate to and base my personality on but I'm deeply unstable

- crowley, good omens

- juno, penumbra pod

- Ed, ofmd

- eda, toh

⚠️ TMA Spoilers ⚠️ johnmartin in chronological order

now that I've somewhat recovered, here's an incomplete list of my favorite good omens 2 moments

smitten, I believe 🥰 you're being ~silly~

"aziruhpuhpuh-" "aziraphale" 😳

kiss scene obvi, most pain I've ever been in

a sherry for lady bracknell

is it something I can. help. you with.

"you don't seem his type at all" 😐🤨

the whole creation scene ajdjdbabssfb

Finally made them justice I think

daily reminder that you are hurtling through space on a space rock, comparative size smaller than dust, and no god would care if you did your taxes

I love you

@theivorybilledwoodpecker @princestolasofficial starting a collection, I hope you folks don't mind