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i remember every single older woman who has ever called me a good girl

people are made uncomfortable by this book?? as someone who has had my fair share of psychoactivity i think it's fucking hilarious and I'm struggling more to keep a straight face reading it in public than I do reading ao3 lemons honestly

something something art comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable

okay fic concept- magic/sci-fi plot device allows person B to unintentionally view person A's entire life like a movie. everything they've ever said, done, thought, or felt on the line. person A immediately runs away without giving B a chance to react. hurt/comfort ensues. this is a purely self indulgent fic idea and the question is what ship do I write it with bc I can't decide

justice for juno PLEASE

starting a collection of this genre of will wood post

favorite thing in the world is sucking on my boyfriend's fingers. not in a sexy way just like fidgeting. it's purely an oral fixation, better than gum or nail biting. I mean fine I guess he can find it sexy if he wants but I will be zoned in on the tv at the moment.

additionally

I will die on this hill

A (non-comprehensive) list of animals Johnathan Doe recognizes:

• Anteater

• Elephant

• Salamander

• Dog

• Cow

• Mule

• Raccoon

• Fox

• Horse

Animals Jonathan Doe does not recognize:

• Owl

finding profiles i like and liking and reblogging everything, following them, etc

trying to make a mutual the same way you leave food out for stray cats until they come inside and let you pet them

I love you

@theivorybilledwoodpecker @princestolasofficial starting a collection, I hope you folks don't mind

just started the podcast but as much as I love the idea of jarthur as a qpr the sound of John saying "oh, Arthur..." is pornographic

hey I love you

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

reblogging to remind myself to write a fic of this

Oh god oh gosh okay so someone (Did, from this fic) came up with the idea of A/B/O “subvocalizations”…like, these little rumbly noises/purrs/chirrups that mean things like hello and help and back off. And they’re pretty instinctual, to the point that sometimes you can’t control whether you make them? And?? Jupeter???? Ju…..JUPETER???

I’m dying at the thought of either of them struggling to control some needy subvocalizations, but I’m such a Nureyev kinnie that my mind latches onto him first. Just…Nureyev, having learned to suppress his subvocalizations?? Because of course they’d betray his deeper feelings, so…better to cut them off at the root. Everyone else on the ‘Blanche spends their time chirping and humming away to say things like excuse me and I care about you and calm down…Even Buddy, who’s pretty quiet by subvocal standards, still purrs I love you’s and I’m here’s to Vespa. But meanwhile Nureyev’s like this pocket of dead air. No subvocals whatsoever. It’s downright eerie. At a certain point Juno’s not even sure whether Nureyev CAN make subvocalizations anymore?? Did he hallucinate the noises Nureyev made when they were in the tomb??

But then of COURSE something would tip the scales and leave Nureyev unable to repress himself any longer, and he’d lie there curled up on his bed and desperately try to stifle his miserable whimpering/pleading noises with a pillow—noises that mean please help, I’m scared, help, where are you, I’m hurting…

happy this frog's second birthday

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

Finally have all 4 life stages let's gooo

current fan creation landscape is kinda like if you went to a party with a homemade cake and everyone takes a slice and silently thumbs up at you with no attempt to start a conversation except for occasionally some guy sits in the corner with a tape recorder critiquing the cake as though he was a restaurant critic and another guy is handing the cake to an uber driver like "yeah i need you to find a restaurant that makes cake like this so i can have more of it" and the only person that's talked to you in 30 minutes is a very sweet little guy who was like "hey i liked your cake" and then ran away apologizing for bothering you the moment you said thank you.

the cultural event of the Minecraft movie with Jack black and the chicken jockey scene that caused riots in theaters across the globe and 4chan dying with those being its last words and tumblr dancing on its fucking grave and

Coparents

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

okay okay there’s a lot of tma and malevolent crossovers but here’s what I wanna know

could Juno Steel do malevolent.

okay storytime:

when I was about 10, my little sister was about 7. I had just learned about the placebo effect in school.

for anyone who doesn't know, the placebo effect basically means that if you believe something is true, particularly in regards to your body, your body will reflect it. an extreme case of this is that lady who thought she was pregnant and got a swollen belly, but she wasn't and never was pregnant. a less extreme example is some people in clinical trials are given sugar pills and show improvement in whatever the pill was meant to help with just because they think they're taking the medication.

back to my story: I was 10 years old, I had just learned about the placebo effect, and my little sister would not shut the *fuck* up about her head hurting. so naturally, I lied my ass off and told her that there's a pressure point where if you squeeze your pinky finger it makes pain stop. she tried it and was like "oh my gosh it works!! thank you!!!" and i was like "thank fucking god i don't have to hear your voice anymore" because thats just how sisters are.

flash forward almost 10 years and i completely forgot about this incident until i overheard her telling her friend this trick because her friend hurt her knee or something and I just started laughing my ass off because I guess she just believed me this whole time and was telling other people this miracle cure and I finally broke the news to her and I will NEVER forget the look of betrayal on her face.

anyway I guess this is how misinformation starts??

hey say something nice to me

she made real fanart instead of featureless sketches?? and it's in a cartoon style???

oh yeah he for sure got a shit ton of piercings growing up in oldtown. Mick would do it with whatever they found lying around, it would get infected and juno would try to hide it, Ben would find it and call Sasha to help clean and fix it. more than once.

any thoughts on juno steels favorite accessories? I dont think he's decked out in them, but I think he's got a few ones he likes to use a lot. - Escapingarchives (relegated to anon for the crime of being a sideblog)

Juno doesn’t have a lot of accessories or jewelry so the ones he does wear really matter

He’s mainly an earrings kind of guy. He has a sparkly pair Nureyev stole for him and another pair that he’s worn everyday since he was like 15. It was one of the first items he bought with his own money.

He has a friendship bracelet from Rita that he wears almost every day and feels naked without it.

now hear me out. Juno Steel, excessive ring wearer. But in the auntie sort of way where his hands make tinkling sounds when he moves them. It’s a routine taking them on and off and Nureyev loves them because he loves Juno’s hands. He does this more on the Carte Blanche and can be a little excessive and doesn’t have to constantly fear for his life and safety.

post canon Juno gets a promise ring from Nureyev that has Juno’s initials on it and yes Juno cried really hard what’s it to you 🤨

anyways that’s all I got PLEASE SEND MORE ASKS LIKE THESE I love them so much

this is real. I just un-installed it. it won't show up if you search through your phone, just search the app on the play store and uninstall.

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

I firmly believe juno has gages and an industrial and an eyebrow piercing. probably a nose ring.

any thoughts on juno steels favorite accessories? I dont think he's decked out in them, but I think he's got a few ones he likes to use a lot. - Escapingarchives (relegated to anon for the crime of being a sideblog)

Juno doesn’t have a lot of accessories or jewelry so the ones he does wear really matter

He’s mainly an earrings kind of guy. He has a sparkly pair Nureyev stole for him and another pair that he’s worn everyday since he was like 15. It was one of the first items he bought with his own money.

He has a friendship bracelet from Rita that he wears almost every day and feels naked without it.

now hear me out. Juno Steel, excessive ring wearer. But in the auntie sort of way where his hands make tinkling sounds when he moves them. It’s a routine taking them on and off and Nureyev loves them because he loves Juno’s hands. He does this more on the Carte Blanche and can be a little excessive and doesn’t have to constantly fear for his life and safety.

post canon Juno gets a promise ring from Nureyev that has Juno’s initials on it and yes Juno cried really hard what’s it to you 🤨

anyways that’s all I got PLEASE SEND MORE ASKS LIKE THESE I love them so much

draw your otp

there is no permanent state of self. this idea has been around for thousands of years, it's one of the fundamental philosophies in Buddhism. but that doesn't mean there is no identity. on the contrary, it means who you are at this very point in space in time IS your identity, even if you've never been that person before and you never will again. Who you are in this moment in time is just as much a part of your identity as any other, even if it's only here for a short while. all that to say, it's not a phase mom

queer person: "hey want some song recs?"

the playlist:

Finally made them justice I think

penumbra podcast is so cool i wish gender was real

i am told its this lady’s birthday today!!!

saving this for later

Trans? Experienced or educated? Stuck in the USA?

First off, we're all rooting for you out here, muchacho.

Secondly, you can take a job abroad! And in nearly all cases you can apply to stay permanently after a few years ✨ Work visas typically allow a spouse, so 2 people can leave the USA per job. I should know, I work one of these jobs as a foreigner in Denmark and am accompanied by my American wife.

Below I've written a guide for applying in Europe, specifically, but be aware that it's not only the EU hiring Americans, most countries allow skilled/educated immigration.

Also, this is not just for trans people. Anyone who can be hired for a given job can follow the guide below.

Q&A -

Q: I don't sprechen Deutsch or anything though?

A: If you speak a given country's language that's a plus, but if not, don't worry! There are a lot of sites you can use to search for English-speaking jobs. One example is Englishjobs.com, which lists thousands of live, English-speaking jobs in mainland Europe. I would know, I found my current job on a similar site. For permanent settlement you in some cases need to have learned the language well (here that's available in Denmark, for example, after 5 years residency).

Q: Can I really bring my wife/husband?

A: In nearly all cases, yes. I'm in Denmark currently with my Californian wife. For the record I'm not trans, but a lot of my friends are (my background's in animation).

Q: Are they really hiring trans people?

A: Yes. And it's worth adding that DE&I (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) initiatives are still in full swing in many EU countries. As a result, your resume may have a particular appeal if you meet the following criteria:

Ethnic Minority: Companies are actively seeking diverse backgrounds to enhance representation.

Female: Many organisations prioritise gender diversity and aim to improve women's representation in the workforce.

LGBTQIA+: There is a growing recognition of the importance of sexual orientation and gender identity in hiring practices, with many employers implementing policies to support LGBTQIA+ employees.

Disabled: Organisations often have initiatives to promote the hiring of individuals with disabilities.

Neurodivergent: Increasing awareness of neurodivergent conditions leads to more companies welcoming neurodiverse talent. I have ADHD, for example, and my company is pushing hard for DE&I normalisation.

Q: Does it cost money to apply?

A: Usually the company you apply to will ask whether you have the right to work in the country and, if they really want you, will pay this application cost themselves. If you get the job offer and you need to then apply by yourself it costs, in most cases, $100 to $300. My application in Denmark cost $1,100, however. My wife could then apply for residency via that same application.

Q: Do I need an education in all cases?

A: Not necessarily. Varies by case. I have a degree, experience in my field, and software proficiencies that made my application stand out, but many jobs are skill or trade based.

Q: These jobs seem a little low paid for my field. Why is that?

A: Healthcare is covered, public transport is widespread, cities are walkable or cyclable, childcare is taken care of in a lot of places. You're paying less overall. Roughly 20% of the US GDP is from its batshit medical/insurance system, so you make about 10-20% more monthly in the US, give or take.

Q: If I lose my job, does my visa expire?

A: Yes, and your spouse's if you brought one. You can move jobs, so long as the salary still meets the minimum, but if there's downtime that means the visa lapses you gotta go.

Q: Does the job salary need to meet a minimum threshold for me to apply to live there?

A: Yes.

Germany: The minimum gross salary threshold for most skilled workers is around $60,000 per year. For occupations in high demand (e.g., engineers, doctors), the threshold is lower, at around $48,000 per year.

France: The minimum salary for a work visa in France typically aligns with the Smic (minimum wage), which is approximately $23,000 per year. However, for skilled positions, remuneration must usually be at least 1.5 times the Smic.

Netherlands: The minimum salary threshold for a highly skilled migrant is around $5,000 per month ($60,000 per year) for those over 30 years of age, and lower for younger applicants (around €4,000 per month).

Spain: The minimum salary threshold for work visas depends on the job but generally aligns with the national minimum wage, which is approximately $17,000 per year. However, skilled positions may require higher salaries.

Sweden: For skilled workers, the salary must be competitive and generally must meet the average salary level, which can be around SEK 26,400 per month (approximately $2,750).

Denmark: Unusually stringent laws make this 514,000dkk/$75,000 per year, or possibly less if your career is on the Positive List for Skilled Work or Higher Education. Worth mentioning that Denmark is perhaps the only EU country not seeing right wing populism in their political polls, largely due to their high bar for incoming migration.

Q: Do I need documentation?

A: Yes. Passport, certificates for education, marriage certificate if relevant. You'll also need to trade in your driver's license for a local one within a set period of time upon arrival.

Q: If I don't have a degree, skills, or experience, am I just fucked?

A: No, for example people with successful businesses can apply for entrepreneurial visas, and there are "working holiday" visas available (chiefly for people under 35) in Australia, Ireland, Singapore, New Zealand, Canada and South Korea, as these countries have an agreement with the USA (for now). Countries have a variety of ways in!

Q: What about muh rights?

A: You still gottem. Unless it's guns, and even then you can usually get a proper license in the countryside. Hate speech is not protected speech. Abortion is generally permitted within a term limit below fetal viability (e.g. 12 weeks in Germany and 12 weeks and 6 days in Italy, or 14 weeks in France and Spain). More privacy rights. More consumer protection.

Q: Is this an exhaustive list for ways a trans person can have asylum? Do I definitely need to travel far?

A: No! Read this helpful, recent guide, written in 2025: https://translash.org/articles/trans-relocation-guide-finding-trans-asylum-and-safe-havens/

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If anyone in Europe or elsewhere wants to put their hand up and say, hey I'm in X city in Y country and I'll be here to talk to you when you move, reblog and say so! That's so important!