Penumbra Podcast Is So Cool I Wish Gender Was Real

queer person: "hey want some song recs?"

the playlist:

I firmly believe juno has gages and an industrial and an eyebrow piercing. probably a nose ring.

any thoughts on juno steels favorite accessories? I dont think he's decked out in them, but I think he's got a few ones he likes to use a lot. - Escapingarchives (relegated to anon for the crime of being a sideblog)

Juno doesn’t have a lot of accessories or jewelry so the ones he does wear really matter

He’s mainly an earrings kind of guy. He has a sparkly pair Nureyev stole for him and another pair that he’s worn everyday since he was like 15. It was one of the first items he bought with his own money.

He has a friendship bracelet from Rita that he wears almost every day and feels naked without it.

now hear me out. Juno Steel, excessive ring wearer. But in the auntie sort of way where his hands make tinkling sounds when he moves them. It’s a routine taking them on and off and Nureyev loves them because he loves Juno’s hands. He does this more on the Carte Blanche and can be a little excessive and doesn’t have to constantly fear for his life and safety.

post canon Juno gets a promise ring from Nureyev that has Juno’s initials on it and yes Juno cried really hard what’s it to you 🤨

anyways that’s all I got PLEASE SEND MORE ASKS LIKE THESE I love them so much

I gave him a friend :))

if this gets 20 notes I'll start posting shitty art, mostly fandom related. this isn't a bribe, it's a threat

the cultural event of the Minecraft movie with Jack black and the chicken jockey scene that caused riots in theaters across the globe and 4chan dying with those being its last words and tumblr dancing on its fucking grave and

YALL PLS GO LISTEN RIGHT THIS SECOND AHHH

okay fic concept- magic/sci-fi plot device allows person B to unintentionally view person A's entire life like a movie. everything they've ever said, done, thought, or felt on the line. person A immediately runs away without giving B a chance to react. hurt/comfort ensues. this is a purely self indulgent fic idea and the question is what ship do I write it with bc I can't decide

just started the podcast but as much as I love the idea of jarthur as a qpr the sound of John saying "oh, Arthur..." is pornographic

just thought of something, might be complete bullshit but who knows. So lucifer tends to refer to people by their title, right? (Detective, doctor, brother, etc) and I think this kinda represents how he values who you choose to be rather than what you're born as, like how obviously he finds purpose in defying God (as many of us do). And on top of that, he calls people by their names once they're close, and often in intimate settings, similar to how he handles himself, only revealing himself to those he's closest to and avoiding topics relating to hell and his family except with Linda and/or Chloe, literally the people he's closest to in the universe. So basically, titles hold a lot of significance to lucifer.

okay storytime:

when I was about 10, my little sister was about 7. I had just learned about the placebo effect in school.

for anyone who doesn't know, the placebo effect basically means that if you believe something is true, particularly in regards to your body, your body will reflect it. an extreme case of this is that lady who thought she was pregnant and got a swollen belly, but she wasn't and never was pregnant. a less extreme example is some people in clinical trials are given sugar pills and show improvement in whatever the pill was meant to help with just because they think they're taking the medication.

back to my story: I was 10 years old, I had just learned about the placebo effect, and my little sister would not shut the *fuck* up about her head hurting. so naturally, I lied my ass off and told her that there's a pressure point where if you squeeze your pinky finger it makes pain stop. she tried it and was like "oh my gosh it works!! thank you!!!" and i was like "thank fucking god i don't have to hear your voice anymore" because thats just how sisters are.

flash forward almost 10 years and i completely forgot about this incident until i overheard her telling her friend this trick because her friend hurt her knee or something and I just started laughing my ass off because I guess she just believed me this whole time and was telling other people this miracle cure and I finally broke the news to her and I will NEVER forget the look of betrayal on her face.

anyway I guess this is how misinformation starts??

hey say something nice to me

finding profiles i like and liking and reblogging everything, following them, etc

trying to make a mutual the same way you leave food out for stray cats until they come inside and let you pet them