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so I am gonna change my account, into a art account, im very sorry rp moots, ill still rp tho, but ill focus on art more cuz an ask account isn’t gonna work out ig, also, my new user is gonna be marzipanne instead of nori rengoku
What kinda headcanons do you have for California
I didn't think the list was going to be as long as it is but once I started thinking more and more I couldn't stop lol
California-
Wet cat
He/They and no he won’t stop reminding you
Was very obsessed with shiny things, especially gold, when he was younger, now he’s only a “normal” amount of obsessed
Very pretty, like the definition, like if you look up the definition of pretty in the dictionary he comes up
Has an obscene amount of stim/fidget toys, squishies, the poke ones, even fidget spinners, they have them all
Worked at the Berkeley laboratory in the 90s, specifically Berkeley’s element hunting team
Used to be obsessed with Creepypastas, however is now obsessed with cryptids (“They aren’t the same thing shut up *state name here*” has been said a lot)
Will slip into a southern accent without warning, has given multiple southern states heart attacks because of this on more than 10 occasions
Loves to write, especially fanfiction, however there is no way they would EVER willingly show anyone these, they did once when he was drunk but New York never mentioned it and Cali did not remember
Loves Stardew Valley and Minecraft, will play them both for hours without realizing
Has absolutely horrible time management, as well as their general perception of time is also atrocious
Loves podcasts, tends to listen to them more than YouTube videos
The times that Jersey dragged him to Action Park ended with hospital stays and praying that the doctors wouldn’t notice that he should definitely be dead
Been watching Smosh since it first started
Disney adult and proud
He started streaming on Twitch during the pandemic, occasionally being joined by Jersey, Nevada, or York, Florida joined stream once and has since been banned
Don’t listen to what York says, he definitely knows how to cook (re: he has no idea what they are doing in the kitchen without help)
Knows a handful of languages but only fully knows English and Spanish, though he can read and understand Russian, they just can’t speak it
Was forced to wear a dress once by Nevada and that’s how they realized he wasn’t fully male
He doesn’t actually mind feminine pronouns, just prefers He/They
Has a ridiculously long skincare routine, at least 2 hours at night and an hour in the morning
Used to be attached at the hip with Washington and Oregon, they are all still close in a similar but not as much way like the NE are
They and New Mexico go out with Arizona once every few weeks to different areas of their respective states, occasionally Texas will join
Cali and Texas aren’t related, they were both raised at one point by Mexico at the same time sure but they aren’t related
Loves to learn about different cultures, especially Asian cultures
Didn’t hate crowds until the pandemic, now can’t stand them
His room is extremely cluttered and disorganized, can’t even be considered organized chaos, their working on it (York had a stern talk with them about it)
They actually do understand Football, he just doesn’t like the sport all too much
Feel like this is obvious but he is a HUGE nerd, like a bigger nerd than New York not that Cali knows that of course
like whatsapp danger🗣🗣🗣
i lov spider-mannnnnn and also this wasme trying out a new brush i found in pinterest :3
....I did not realize I reblogged so much today... damn ADHD is wild
guys i don't know how i came to the conclusion that Jon was 33 sorry i think i'm just a liar😔😔 he was born around 1987 which means he was 29 in season 1 and 31 in season 5 :,)
ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing that was only ever meant to watch– or something
Foster 😭😭 not u liking everything
Ich vermisse dich!!!!
omg I just saw that I accidentally unfollowed you 😭
I swear I didn’t do that on purpose, ya see I’ve been sick the last couple of days and I’ve been spending way too much time on my phone lmao. I think I just wanted to go on your profile or smth but oh well..
I’M BACK ON MY BULLSHIT NOW :)
Ich vermisse dich auch 🫠
I have to mention how when I got introduced to Genesis' Selling England by the Pound album by my friend, I initially misinterpretted the cover as having frog people in old-style british clothes there because they appeared green in colour, and I though the album's name was Selling England by the Pond
Well…I accidentally posted what I have of Nightmare Fuel part 2 instead of saving to draft…so I hope y’all enjoyed the sneak peak while it was up! Lol 😅🥲😂
okay storytime:
when I was about 10, my little sister was about 7. I had just learned about the placebo effect in school.
for anyone who doesn't know, the placebo effect basically means that if you believe something is true, particularly in regards to your body, your body will reflect it. an extreme case of this is that lady who thought she was pregnant and got a swollen belly, but she wasn't and never was pregnant. a less extreme example is some people in clinical trials are given sugar pills and show improvement in whatever the pill was meant to help with just because they think they're taking the medication.
back to my story: I was 10 years old, I had just learned about the placebo effect, and my little sister would not shut the *fuck* up about her head hurting. so naturally, I lied my ass off and told her that there's a pressure point where if you squeeze your pinky finger it makes pain stop. she tried it and was like "oh my gosh it works!! thank you!!!" and i was like "thank fucking god i don't have to hear your voice anymore" because thats just how sisters are.
flash forward almost 10 years and i completely forgot about this incident until i overheard her telling her friend this trick because her friend hurt her knee or something and I just started laughing my ass off because I guess she just believed me this whole time and was telling other people this miracle cure and I finally broke the news to her and I will NEVER forget the look of betrayal on her face.
anyway I guess this is how misinformation starts??
hey say something nice to me
Got the joke???😭😂😂
@chillisreal I think you'd enjoy this information maybe
i learned that we domesticated the silk moth 5000 years ago for sericulture. They lost their ability to fly, lack fear of predators, & have lost native color pigments since camouflage is not useful as they only live in captivity. They're entirely dependent on humans for survival, including finding a mate (x)
