Draw Your Otp

favorite thing in the world is sucking on my boyfriend's fingers. not in a sexy way just like fidgeting. it's purely an oral fixation, better than gum or nail biting. I mean fine I guess he can find it sexy if he wants but I will be zoned in on the tv at the moment.

so to recap:

eial/s-i= im the rejected part of society

normal album= im not part of society at all

icimi= ive recently been informed that i am, in fact, part of society, and i now need to come to terms with that

Dead/Going To Die

You're just a little too likable to live. From the moment you were introduced, we all knew you were a goner, not matter how many wanted to keep you. You are the subject of so, so, so many fix-it fics written by crying fans who just want their blorbo back, but you're still dead in cannon.

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

additionally

I will die on this hill

A (non-comprehensive) list of animals Johnathan Doe recognizes:

• Anteater

• Elephant

• Salamander

• Dog

• Cow

• Mule

• Raccoon

• Fox

• Horse

Animals Jonathan Doe does not recognize:

• Owl

just thought of something, might be complete bullshit but who knows. So lucifer tends to refer to people by their title, right? (Detective, doctor, brother, etc) and I think this kinda represents how he values who you choose to be rather than what you're born as, like how obviously he finds purpose in defying God (as many of us do). And on top of that, he calls people by their names once they're close, and often in intimate settings, similar to how he handles himself, only revealing himself to those he's closest to and avoiding topics relating to hell and his family except with Linda and/or Chloe, literally the people he's closest to in the universe. So basically, titles hold a lot of significance to lucifer.

Finally have all 4 life stages let's gooo

specifically the chosen name Jim, not assigned at birth

if i had a nickel for ever time a side ship became canon in a silly little gay show and one of the people had the name jim i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

Coparents

pov I just finished tma

Duolingo, hiring a freelancer: We need fanart of two gay owls watching a movie together.

Freelancer: What???

Doulingo: I said we want two gay owls, God dammit!

Doulingo next week: