underrated bit: interview-style documentary where every time a person is talking, the description under their name is something different and either A. uncomfortably specific and completely irrelevant to the subject being discussed or B. wildly and obviously inaccurate
hey I live under a rock, is there a reason merlin in trending x2 now? did I miss something or is this standard fandom necromancy
I despise the fact that I'm a niche microcelebrity and this post is my claim to fame. mentioned to my ex I had a tumblr, discovered she had reblogged this post before we met. fucking nightmare.
random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am
neil gaiman, reblogging at 4 am
mixed up my pens, I'm smoking indica ink
there is a fine line between esoteric and erratic and I'm walking it like a fucking tightrope
I am INCREASINGLY convinced Aziraphale made Crowley point a gun at his head so Crowley would have a sense of what it felt like to be asked for holy water
characters I relate to and base my personality on but I'm deeply unstable
- crowley, good omens
- juno, penumbra pod
- Ed, ofmd
- eda, toh
now that I've somewhat recovered, here's an incomplete list of my favorite good omens 2 moments
smitten, I believe 🥰 you're being ~silly~
"aziruhpuhpuh-" "aziraphale" 😳
kiss scene obvi, most pain I've ever been in
a sherry for lady bracknell
is it something I can. help. you with.
"you don't seem his type at all" 😐🤨
the whole creation scene ajdjdbabssfb
"I burned so long, so quiet you must have wondered if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do."
– Annelyse Gelman
having an anxiety attack bc I don't have the money to survive rn, how to I make a living by being cool and hot and funny?? like do yall just pay me a monthly fee or smthg
Good Omens 2 appreciation post for that moment after Nina has just rocked Crowley's world with the revelation that no, he isn't slick and yes, it is glaringly obvious to everyone just how head over heels in love with Aziraphale he is.
Crowley takes himself off to the french restaurant and is drowning his sorrows in a bottle of wine while having the realisation that he's been following the angel around like a lovesick puppy all day with no other possible agenda other than to be around him.
And then he sees Aziraphale and whistles him over but the angel is too busy to join him for a wine in the middle of the day and Crowley tries to divert questions by complaining that he's scared Gabriel/Jim is gonna smite him and he'll be well and truly smote, no, smoted? Smited? What's the word he's looking for?
And the angel gives him a knowing look and says:
PERFECTION.
GRAMMATICAL CORRECTION AND DIAGNOSIS IN A SENTENCE.
AZIRAPHALE JUST READ HIM LIKE A HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE BOOK AND DOESN'T EVEN REALISE HE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD.
This is my new favourite double entendre.
Smitten as the past tense of Smite. And the exact reason Crowley is drinking in the middle of the day.
He's realising he's smitten, your honour.
I hope Neil closed the laptop with a dramatic flourish after writing that line. Hell if I'd written a moment that perfect I'd take a victory lap of the kitchen and then call someone to tell them how clever I'd been before I pop.
GOOD OMENS 2 SPOILERS
yall istg I keep seeing stuff comparing good omens to like sherlock spn or merlin?? literally shut up mlm romance not working out IS NOT THE SAME AS IT NOT BEING CANON. if a het couple just got together everyone would say its boring. it would be boring for the plot if they just instantly were perfectly fit for an openly romantic relationship. I love all these shows people are comparing go to despite their queerbaiting, but good omens is not in the same category
specifically the chosen name Jim, not assigned at birth
if i had a nickel for ever time a side ship became canon in a silly little gay show and one of the people had the name jim i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
I'm so not okay rn
the four horsemen of Queer Agony
can we all agree that from eden is s1 song and like real people do is s2 song
no thoughts just this scene
i will be thinking about this until the end of time.
"I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favorite things."
I want a neurodivergent sims mod where you can't see your needs, you just get a vague "uncomfy" moodlet sometimes and you have to figure out how long it's been since you ate/showered
🔲 Brush teeth
🔲 Pet animal
🔲 Draw something
🔲 Shower
🔲 Drink water
🔲 Cook something
🔲 Find a new song you like
if you win, you get to look at this really good clipart of a rhino I found
It's hidden in the keep reading tab. DO NOT look at this rhino unless you have successfully done 3 or more tasks
WARNING
this section contains spoilers
please make sure you have read the post above before you keep scrolling, seeing this image will be great but only if you earn it. trust me, it will be worth it.
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seriously, good job. I'm very proud of you.
Here's a quick overview of the brilliant comic by the amazing @smudgeandfrank.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 Ep.Pt.1 Ep.Pt.2 Ep.Pt.3 Ep.Pt.4 Ep.Pt.5 Ep.Pt.6 Ep.Pt.7 Ep.Pt.8 Ep.Pt.9 Ep.Pt.10 Ep.Pt.11 Ep.Pt.12
ok ok, scene idea for gos2.
crowley and aziraphale have a huge fight. camera shows aziraphale in the middle of the night, pacing around the book shop (which has obviously been repaired), looking distressed but trying to keep busy.
then the camera switches to crowley in his apartment, lying in bed staring at the ceiling. it's like 2 in the morning.
crowley, quite drunk and alone at this point, calls aziraphale, who doesnt answer. on the answering machine he simply says "I love you, angel" and then goes back to bed. camera goes back to aziraphale, who froze and looked at the machine with shock.
pro tip: water your plants with the 50 half drinken water bottles in your room to help lessen the depression pit
daily reminder that you are hurtling through space on a space rock, comparative size smaller than dust, and no god would care if you did your taxes
The time travel AU takes place after MAG 200. Future!Jon finds himself back in the 2015 timeline without his Martin.
(Note that F stands for Future and P stands for Past to differentiate characters of different timelines)
Links to all the comics in chronological order:
F!Jon's arrival into the timeline. part 1 | part 2 | part 3
F!Jon waiting for his Martin to arrive. link
F!Jon annoying P!Jon into undergoing character development. link
Peter Lukas visiting F!Jon. link
F!Jon getting hungry and feeding on someone in front of Sasha. link
F!Martin's arrival into the timeline. part 1 |
Extra stuff:
P!Jon reacting to F!Jon saying that he wants to kill Elias. link
F!Martin on his way to the timeline. link
F!Jon hearing the P!archival staff get along with one another. link
Tim asking to see F!Jon's fangs. link
P!Martin daydreaming about F!Jon's fangs. link
F!Jon getting decked. link
F!Jon wondering what his fangs are for. link
Tim walking in on F!Jon attempting to eat a cassette tape. link
Time travel au poster. link
im too tired to sleep i need to temporarily stop existing
like an existential power nap
spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and i'll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!
I was walking around the neighborhood one day and suddenly came across this tree with a branch the formed a spiral
⚠️ TMA Spoilers ⚠️ johnmartin in chronological order
I gave him a friend :))
if this gets 20 notes I'll start posting shitty art, mostly fandom related. this isn't a bribe, it's a threat