"Smitten, I Believe."

Duolingo, hiring a freelancer: We need fanart of two gay owls watching a movie together.

Freelancer: What???

Doulingo: I said we want two gay owls, God dammit!

Doulingo next week:

daily reminder that you are hurtling through space on a space rock, comparative size smaller than dust, and no god would care if you did your taxes

hey I love you

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

ok ok, scene idea for gos2.

crowley and aziraphale have a huge fight. camera shows aziraphale in the middle of the night, pacing around the book shop (which has obviously been repaired), looking distressed but trying to keep busy.

then the camera switches to crowley in his apartment, lying in bed staring at the ceiling. it's like 2 in the morning.

crowley, quite drunk and alone at this point, calls aziraphale, who doesnt answer. on the answering machine he simply says "I love you, angel" and then goes back to bed. camera goes back to aziraphale, who froze and looked at the machine with shock.

cow :)

if this gets 20 notes I'll start posting shitty art, mostly fandom related. this isn't a bribe, it's a threat

people are made uncomfortable by this book?? as someone who has had my fair share of psychoactivity i think it's fucking hilarious and I'm struggling more to keep a straight face reading it in public than I do reading ao3 lemons honestly

something something art comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable

specifically the chosen name Jim, not assigned at birth

if i had a nickel for ever time a side ship became canon in a silly little gay show and one of the people had the name jim i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

Dream + his rare, tiny, precious smile

having an anxiety attack bc I don't have the money to survive rn, how to I make a living by being cool and hot and funny?? like do yall just pay me a monthly fee or smthg