Jame's bachelor party included him and the rest of the Marauders wearing the most stupid matching t-shirts,going to a bunch of pubs where they drunk their weight in alcohol and getting matching tattoos (the tatto artist almost threw them out because they wouldnt stop laughing). It ended up with all of them playing Twister in Remus and Sirius' apartment, Sirius whining to Remus about the fact that "we've been dating longer Remie, why haven't you proposed??" and them crying their eyes out while hugging each other."You're not gonna forget us, are you, Prongs?"" I could never Pads"
PLEASE, someone who has read the Goldfinch message me. I just finished it, and I need to hyperfixate with someone
""Why didn't you do this?" "Why didn't you do that?" I was probably sleeping
One time, Gideon and Fabian ruined one of the Marauder's pranks and upstaged it with one of their own. And that's how the biggest prank war in the history of Hogwarts started. I'm talking stressed teachers, terrified but also widely entertained students, the Marauders staying up all night to plan the most elaborate plans, the twins giving the biggest side eyes, glitter and fireworks left and right,hair changing colors, absolute CHAOS. It all came to a stop when the Marauders almost took the giant squid out of the lake, at which point McGonagall had to intervine and give everyone a detention for the rest of the semester, a ban from Quinditch and a serious threat of getting expelled
Kuroo always does the absolute most on his assignments like that boy is so extra. I'm talking collages, drawings, pictures, handwritten information from a bunch of different sources. Kenma is so happy about always working with him because he'll just sit there playing his game and mutter "yea,yeah Kuroo good idea, aha," and then he gets an A
RIP Evan Rosier, you would have loved Challengers
Marlene is constantly doodling and drawing. She's one of the most talented artists Hogwarts had ever seen (which is so unfair according to her friends because how is she sportsy and artsy??) and it drove the girls wiiild. Her converse always had doodled stars, her notebooks were full of sketchss, and her hands would always end up decorated with little drawings by the end of the day. But no one knew about the one sketchbook Marlene had that worked for her like a diary - that's where she drew her thoughts and tried to express her feelings. This is how her notebook progressively got filled with drawings of the Slytherin girl with the dark eyes. At first Malrnene's drawigs of Dorcas were rushed, angry, intense but after some time the lines got softer, and an adoration, a gentleness could be sensed in the way Marlene drew the curve of her neck, her earrings, her beautiful hair
Kenma definitely gives the biggest side eyes to any mf who says that their favourite video game is Fortnite
Jesper being in love with Kaz for years. Jesper who at the start wanted to hate Inej so much because even if Kaz himself didn't know yet, he saw how Kaz looked at Inej, he looked at her like she hung the stars in the sky. Jesper who resigned to being Kaz's lovestruck best friend because he was still so happy to be a part of his life,someone Kaz needed, someone Kaz loved, even if it wasnt in the way Jesper wanted him too. Jepser who thought he would never fall in love again, and suddenly, Wylan happened. Suddenly, Jesper understood what Kaz felt for Inej because Wylan, with his pretty hair and glowing eyes, made Jesper believe he could find his happily ever after again. Jesper wanted to worship Wylan he didn't know how someone that perfect could ever look twice at him but Wylan with his curious, brilliant mind and his glowing smile not only looked at Jesper but allowed him to experience pure,all comsuming true love, to experience what it is like to find a soul that so perfectly intertwines with yours
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME
Barty and Evan waiting YEARS to have a threesome with Reggie then JAMES FUCKING POTTER
The Santa Claus tradition isn't a thing in magic households, so when one year, Remus casually mentioned his Santa Claus present to the rest of the Marauders, they were so shocked. "No no James a man doesn't actually come down from my chimney." "He eats your cookies, that's so rude!" "No Pads -" "How does he manage to go to all the houses? He must be a secret wizard." "NO NO GUYS LISTEN"