Sirius And James

my roman empire is lowkey the dog that waited for odysseus to come back for like 20 years, was the only one who recognised his master in disguise and was too sick and tired and old to get up and greet him. And exactly because odysseus was in disquise he couldn't go to greet the dog and the dog FUCKING WIGGLES HIS LITTLE TAIL AND DIES ARGOS YOU WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED

James Potter had the most embarrassing musically phase. He did every trend conceivable with a lot of passion, too, and those videos are honestly Remu's favourite things in the world. He planned ahead (because he's a mastermind like that when it comes to embarrassing his friends) and downloaded every single musically James ever made before he deleted his account when he suddenly developed a sense of self presentation and embarassement. Whenever James pissies Remus or tries to argue with him about something Remus mutters a song James has made a musically too or says "Reggyyyy I have something so interesting ro show you" in the most annoying tone and James just caves.

Kenma definitely gives the biggest side eyes to any mf who says that their favourite video game is Fortnite

Classics are so weird because you will be reading the most beautiful writing known to mankind, absolutely heartwrenching quotes and brilliant themes, and then you will be hit with the most VIOLENT RACISM AND SEXISM

Regulus' love language is gift giving, but because he's scared of people actually seeing what a softie he is, he'll be all weird and mean about it. "Barty, you said you needed new headphones so I took you these JUST TO STOP YOUR COMPLAINING" "Pandora here's a bracelet that reminded me of you but just like because it was there and I wanted to spend my money on something not anything else"

Peter stress bakes. It'll be the night before a big exam, and Peter will just be sitting in the kitchen at 3 am making cupcakes. One night James woke up to get a glass of water and caught Peter there with flour all over his hands lowley hypervilating so he just stayed awake and baked with him for the rest of night (they made star and wolf shaped pancakes as breakfast for the others) (they ended up sleeping on the couch at 6)

Plus size Lily Evans. Always dressed up in dresses,skirts, and florals, Lily Evans. Sunburned and freckled Lily Evans. Sapphic Lily Evans. Always wanted to be close with her sister and has been looking for a sibling figure all her life, Lily Evans. Constantly craving academic validation, Lily Evans. Bug lover Lily Evans. Owner of three cats, Lily Evans. Prettiest handwriting and most organised notebooks in her grade, Lily Evans. LOVE OF MY LIFE LILY EVANS

YOU PEOPLE SAYING YOURE LOOKING FOR A REMUS KINNIE WHERE ARE YOU IN REAL LIFE?? IM HERE?? WHERE ARE YALL HIDING??

I think the fact that it's pride month and a James Potter kinnie ISNT kissing me is extremely homophobic

"James is such a troublemaker" "James is such a bad boy" JAMES ASKS HIS MOTHER'S PREMISSION TO DO ANYTHING

The Santa Claus tradition isn't a thing in magic households, so when one year, Remus casually mentioned his Santa Claus present to the rest of the Marauders, they were so shocked. "No no James a man doesn't actually come down from my chimney." "He eats your cookies, that's so rude!" "No Pads -" "How does he manage to go to all the houses? He must be a secret wizard." "NO NO GUYS LISTEN"