Plus size Lily Evans. Always dressed up in dresses,skirts, and florals, Lily Evans. Sunburned and freckled Lily Evans. Sapphic Lily Evans. Always wanted to be close with her sister and has been looking for a sibling figure all her life, Lily Evans. Constantly craving academic validation, Lily Evans. Bug lover Lily Evans. Owner of three cats, Lily Evans. Prettiest handwriting and most organised notebooks in her grade, Lily Evans. LOVE OF MY LIFE LILY EVANS
Honestly if my ex, my one true soulmste, my "you drew stars around my scars", my "I love you like the moon loves the stars" married my younger COUSIN not even a YEAR after I DIED I would COME BACK JUST TO STOP THAT WEDDING CAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! THAT HOUSEHOLD WOULD BE HAUNTED AND ID BE THE PETTIEST GHOST
During their first year James, Sirius and Peter noticed that Remus often didn't eat breakfast (he was tired and woke up just in time to get to class so he didnt have time) and he would get cranky and tired throughout the day, so one day James woke up extra early to get some toast, jam and peanut butter from the dinning haul and he left it next to Remus' bed for when he wakes up and when he did Remus started sobbing cause it was the first time he realised that someone (besides his parents) actually cares about him and his well being, something that he never thought he was worthy or capable of receiving. It hurt that they didn't know he was a werewolf yet because all he could think was that he was taking advantage of their kindness and that they wouldn't be this nice, they would be disgusted if they knew his true nature
Regulus is a little shit and when he and James started hooking up, he always downplayed how much he liked him. Imagine HOW MORTIFIED he was when James opened his sketchbook to look at a drawing of a pretty flower he glanced at and ended up finding numerous sketches Regulus had done of James,some of them even dating back to before the two had started being romantically involved. Not only that, there was also so much delicacy,details, and softness to the way Regulus captured the glint of Jame's eyes,his dimples,his messed up hair. Regulus tried to convince him that "it was just practice Potter" and that "you just always happened to be there Potter" but James had the most SMUG LITTLE GRIN on his face for the rest of the day
Jean has seasonal allergies, so whenever spring comes, he will get teary-eyed and sneeze constantly, so Levi always sanitizes the area where Jean has been and the GLARES he gives him - life ruining,fear inducing, earth shattering. Jean gets terrified, and the whole night Connie and Sasha have to put up with the "BUT I CANT CONTROL IT GUYS WHAT DO I DO?
Anxious Remus means the world to me. Anxious Remus, who constantly chews gums and fidgets with his hands. Anxious Remua who picks on his skin and bites his nails all the time, so James brought him one of these little toys to play with when he's stressed. Anxious Remus who worries the Marauders a lot during exam season , so they always try to cheer him up and make him relax a bit by planning sleepovers where they watch his favourite movies
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Brand New City by Mitski (absolutely everything by Mitski but GOD THIS ALBUM)
School's Out by Alice Cooper (grew up with Alice Cooper)
Judas by Lady Gaga (unironically I always hype myself up with Lady Gaga)
Jesus He Knows Me by Ghost
Layla by Derek and the Dominos
Raging bisexuals Lily and James who get so deeply offended when someone assumes they're straight just because they're a couple. These bitches are the first at the Pride Parade wearing these silly ass " bi wife" and "bi husband" t-shirts. Lily also did Jame's makeup inspired by the bisexual flag color platte and they both looked so amazing, they got hit on SO MUCH "Soo are you looking for a third?" "Oh thank you but -'" "NO WE ARE NOT, Lily let's go"
The way I know my satosugu brainrot is bad bad is that I went to the pharmacy today and saw a black toothbrush next to a white toothbrush and got teary eyed because they reminded me of gojo and geto.
James Potter had the most embarrassing musically phase. He did every trend conceivable with a lot of passion, too, and those videos are honestly Remu's favourite things in the world. He planned ahead (because he's a mastermind like that when it comes to embarrassing his friends) and downloaded every single musically James ever made before he deleted his account when he suddenly developed a sense of self presentation and embarassement. Whenever James pissies Remus or tries to argue with him about something Remus mutters a song James has made a musically too or says "Reggyyyy I have something so interesting ro show you" in the most annoying tone and James just caves.