Raging Bisexuals Lily And James Who Get So Deeply Offended When Someone Assumes They're Straight Just

nooo I'm sorry bb

James has a promise ring that Regulus gave him. After they broke up, he kept it safe in one of his drawers, never fully able (or willing) to get rid of it. He never intended to wear it again, he married, had a kid for Christ's sake but once he got the news about Regulus' death he started wearing it again in a chain and kissing it whenever he though of Reggie. Everyone expected Lily to be angry, devastated at least a little bit jealous, but all Lily did was calm down James every time he woke up from a nightmare crying

Jesper being in love with Kaz for years. Jesper who at the start wanted to hate Inej so much because even if Kaz himself didn't know yet, he saw how Kaz looked at Inej, he looked at her like she hung the stars in the sky. Jesper who resigned to being Kaz's lovestruck best friend because he was still so happy to be a part of his life,someone Kaz needed, someone Kaz loved, even if it wasnt in the way Jesper wanted him too. Jepser who thought he would never fall in love again, and suddenly, Wylan happened. Suddenly, Jesper understood what Kaz felt for Inej because Wylan, with his pretty hair and glowing eyes, made Jesper believe he could find his happily ever after again. Jesper wanted to worship Wylan he didn't know how someone that perfect could ever look twice at him but Wylan with his curious, brilliant mind and his glowing smile not only looked at Jesper but allowed him to experience pure,all comsuming true love, to experience what it is like to find a soul that so perfectly intertwines with yours

The way I know my satosugu brainrot is bad bad is that I went to the pharmacy today and saw a black toothbrush next to a white toothbrush and got teary eyed because they reminded me of gojo and geto.

Hachi is the BIGGEST Ghibil fan. One night, she made Nana watch Howl's Moving Castle with her, and she proceeded to yap endlessly about her huuuge crush on Howl and how much she longed for the love he and Sophie have. Nana acted annoyed, but she was so thoroughly entertained by the way Hachi's eyes lit up and the little bounce and exaggerated hand movements she had while talking about this movie. She ended up buying them matching Howl's Moving Castle inspired rings while trying to act so nonchalant about it too

Kenma definitely gives the biggest side eyes to any mf who says that their favourite video game is Fortnite

Dipper with severe anxiety is a headcannon so dear to me. Stanley doesn't really get it, but he remembers that his brother occasionally used to shake like that, and his breathing would also, out of nowhere, abruptly get quicker like Dipper's. The first time he saw Dipper get a panic attack, he felt like he was 7 once again watching his brother hypervilating,shaking, telling him not to tell anything to their parents. The difference was that this time, he didn't just stand there, dumbfounded and confused, but he went over and hugged Dipper until he stopped crying. Dipper was really embarrassed about it, afraid that his uncle now thought him weak or not masculine enough, but he couldn't stop himself from laughing when he saw Stanley reading book "how to approach a kid with anxiety - a parents guide" like a fucking confused dad

The reason why Lily,Remus, and Regulus never got to be a trio in cannon is because if they were, they would have stopped Voldy so quickly. These bitches would be such a power trio they would be absolutely unstoppable

I genuinely think that during Pride Month Euphemia and Fleamont Potter were THOSE parents. They always went on pride parades with Euphemia holding am "I LOVE MY BISEXUAL SON" sign and Fleamont giving out free dad hugs to all the depressed queer people with daddy issues there (he made Dorcas cry when he told her he was proud of her). Euphemia bakes cookies in the shape of rainbows whenever the Marauders come around and Fleamont just buys any pride merch he finds - Sirius and James now collectively own 9 pair of rainbow socks and 3 "love is love" t-shirts. When Sirius and Remus became official the Potters were so happy they planned an actual party and Remus, whose family was never that supportive, proceeded to sob like a little baby which made Euphemia reaaally afraid she did something wrong. The only bad thing about said party was the fact that Marlene couldn't FOR THE LIFE OF HER stop flirting with Jame's mum

Peter is a plant mum - he buys plants constantly to the point where they don't even fit in the dorm, and he gives all of them names. He will literally be late for important social events because he didn't water his plants, a process which takes like a good 30 minutes. He has favourite plants, for example, vanilla orchids, and when James bought him one for his birthday, he almost sobbed

One time, Gideon and Fabian ruined one of the Marauder's pranks and upstaged it with one of their own. And that's how the biggest prank war in the history of Hogwarts started. I'm talking stressed teachers, terrified but also widely entertained students, the Marauders staying up all night to plan the most elaborate plans, the twins giving the biggest side eyes, glitter and fireworks left and right,hair changing colors, absolute CHAOS. It all came to a stop when the Marauders almost took the giant squid out of the lake, at which point McGonagall had to intervine and give everyone a detention for the rest of the semester, a ban from Quinditch and a serious threat of getting expelled