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"James is such a troublemaker" "James is such a bad boy" JAMES ASKS HIS MOTHER'S PREMISSION TO DO ANYTHING

Kenma definitely gives the biggest side eyes to any mf who says that their favourite video game is Fortnite

Kenma is so fucking good at math (without even trying it's kinda unfair) so he tried to tutor Kageyama and Hianta once and it just ended with Kenma giving up, Hinata almost on the verge of tears and Kageyama bright red

Barty never liked kids. He was always that guy who was on the verge of slaping the baby crying at the airport and was just generally disgusted and kinda terrified by them. Evan on the other hand looved kids and they loved him too. There was something about him that they gravitated towards and he always gave them a performance - speaking with little voices,dancing and jumping around,hugging them, telling them stories. However, when Luna was born both of them absolutely fell in love with the little baby. They were at Pandora's house spending time with Luna CONSTANTLY ("She is MY daughter, you do know that right Evan?" "We're basically the same person Dora, so really she is my daughter too"). Barty let Luna braid his hair while she was drawing random stuff on Evan's hand. Barty got a tattoo inspired by the first drawing Luna made him (he's all sappy like that). And that didn't stop when Luna was a baby. During their individual visits the boys would talk about each other and their relationship problem and 12 year old Luna was genuinely always super helpful, which raised the question were they that emotionally immature or was she that emotionally maure? (Its a mix of both) . They all gossiped together and when Luna went to hogwarts Evan and Barty were kinda going through separation anxiety and sending her a letter like every week. They also had a party when Luna came out as a lesbian to them ("Oh thank fucking GOD, Barty" "Yeah Luna don't worry obviously we would love you no matter what but this just makes it much easier")

""Why didn't you do this?" "Why didn't you do that?" I was probably sleeping

The first time James truly talked to Regulus, met him and not just the idea and the concept of him that he knew from Sirius, was when he went to the Astronomy Tower one night to calm down after an incredibly intense panic attack. It was dark and silent, and the last thing that James was expecting was to get punched right the moment he walked in. When he opened his eyes, he saw a teary-eyed Regulus Black looking messy, shocked with himself and surprisingly not put together, so different to the constantly perfect boy James had seen around at school. And James would look back at that moment, even knowing that what followed was a "what the fuck Potter?" coming out of Regulus' mouth (even though he was the one who fucking punched James) and say that that's when he started falling irrevocably and maddeningly in love with Regulus Black

Regulus absolutely ADORES cats, but because of his father's allergies, he never got to have one of his own when he was young. When he moved in with James, the boy was so SMITTEN that the moment Reggie turned up in the house with a small kitty and looked at James all full of hope and excitement he couldn't say NO to keeping the cat. That however ended with James having to think up a BILLION different excuses to keep Sirius outside of his and Reggie's apartments "oh you know the electricity is broken" "why not go out the weather is so lovely" (it was indeed raining). Regulus found it all endlessly amusing and even more amusing to him was the absolute look of horror and betrayal in Siriu's face when he saw the little black kitten for the first time

Pandora is a huuuge greek mythology geek. And by huge, I mean she literally has an atlas tattoo and is actively learning Greek. The first time Lily tried flirting with her she hit Pandora with the "you're as pretty as Aphrodite" because she knew of her huge love for the Greek gods (and how could she not she has the biggest crush on this woman). What she didn't know is the implications of that compliment in the Greek mythology lore, so she just watched Pandora's face turn into an expression of utter horror. Pandora realised that Lily was indeed only trying to flirt with her and not indirectly ruin her life the next day after a chat with Dorcas so she went to find Lily like "heeey funny thing" (Mary was staring daggers at her because Lily ran to her crying)

James tried wearing contacts once and absolutely hated it. He started crying when it was time to take them out because he got scared of putting his fingers in his eyes, and half the Gryffindor common room came to calm him down it was a whole thing

I think the reason why I'm not a judgmental person is that I honestly have no right to be like bitch I can sing the entirety of the Hamilton musical by heart and I spend my time reading analysis on my favorite pieces of media and fanfiction about dead gay wizards, I'm pretty sure whatever the other person has got going for them is probably cooler than all that