Some Denki Fluff For You Hun

both. but im gonna try to mainly write stories, yk?

i really don't know what to post here..like i don't know if i should write stories or just reblog stuff or something

Just to be clear. 😌

AHOSMSIDLAHD ok so ik i’ve been a little gone, pls forgive me BUT to the people who’ve been requesting 1b, i’ve got you <33

i’m a little busy today, but i hear you and i will get to you :D

all good fics come from broke college girls or bad bitches who are 30+

» masterlist

—

finished!!

> yandere shoto todoroki

> bakugo x reader

> bakusquad w/ quiet but caring fem!reader pt.1 || pt.2 ||

> bakusquad camera rolls

> top or bottom?? nsfw!!

> sleepovers w/ bakusquad

> chubby!reader

> gaming streams with the bakusquad boys!!

★ •. ° *.· ✮ ·.

pending...

> soulmate au

> yandere purge

Hello,

I hope you’re all doing well. 🌿

I need your help to share my family's story and raise awareness about our struggle. Every voice counts, and your support means the world. 🙏

💬 Please reblog my pinned post or, if you're able, consider donating just $5—it could be life-changing for those facing unimaginable hardship.

Your kindness and solidarity make a real difference. Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 🤍✨

@aboodfmly

.

gaming streams with the bakusquad boys!!

no quirk!au, but it could totally be seen as them streaming in the regular au too!

—

denki: ay, sero! i have a new profession! i just got a new job! my new job is a wife hunter! i find wives that are very unsatisfied in their current relationship and i satisfy 'em!

sero: that sounds like a good job! a job that would never pertain to me..!!

...

denki: you're so strong! i can't imagine why your wife would be unsatisfied, you know we got a request from her. she said, "hey im very unsatisfied with my s- current husband and i require your services to be happy again."

sero: what did you say to me..

denki: it's your WIFE, man! i- im just- im just doing my job dude.

denki: *gets killed by sero*

denki: AHHH- fucks sake. you know what pal. this is why your wife is unsatisfied because..

sero: FUCK YOU

denki: this is all you do

sero: fuck you, motherfucker!

denki: yeah, yeah

sero: that's not even a real job.

denki: dude, your wife is unsatisfied.

sero: you haven't even a real job- what is-

denki: she needs a MAN, like me

sero: WHAT DO YOU MEAN-

...

sero: HELLO MY FRIENDS!

kirishima and bakugo: OH SHIT- HELLO, HELLO, okay, okay, please don't destroy this spawner!

sero: denki has started a new job and im not.. im not happy with it. he's become a wife pleaser.

bakugo: HAHAHA

sero: i thought- i was very happy for him for finding a profession until i found out that my wife was on the list of wives to be pleased. i don't know why because im so strong! look how strong i am. *almost kills bakugo*

bakugo: NO, NO!

...

denki: weooo weeo!! this is the wife police. we are willing to give one of you unsatisfied wives an extra family!

kirishima: sero, im so sorry you have to hear this.

sero: im at the point now of unphasement. i don't believe denki will- will replace my wife.

denki: im a wife hunter and im looking for your unsatisfied wife, pal.

sero: my wife loves me! so much!

bakugo: how was your last valentine's day?

sero: it was very, very nice. i pl- i pl- i played halo 3 and she cried.

kirishima: she didn't cry really- you didn't make your wife cry on her birthday?

sero: *turns away in-game*

...

denki: unsatisfiedwives.com. are you an unsatisfied wife? do you hate your husband? are you an independent woma-

denki: *bakugo kills denki in-game*

denki: AHHHH. i was doing my ad. are you an independent woman but you-

sero: shut up. i dont want to hear from you.

denki: -still need a real man?

sero: i dont want to hear from you.

denki: weeo weeoo

sero: you're a waste of space. how did you find out that my wife is unsatisfied, what did she say?

denki: she sent me support emails to my website, unsatisfiedwives.com. she said, "my husband played halo 3 on my birthday and left me crying because he's a DICK!"

sero: i may have done that but what else, that can't just be the only thing

denki: she says you're lacking in the..in the uh, *pp* in the, *pp* apartment. HAHA-

sero: *attacks denki in-game*

denki: -..AHHH AH!!

denki: why is it that your wife hates you so much?

sero: ...

sero: i think it's- i think it's because of my lack of commitment. i-i struggle to make plans with her and-and whenever i do, i always worry that it's- if- if i should invite her along with me, you know? whilst i appreciate we have the same mutual friends..sometimes when im speaking to her, it feels like im- im genuinely just talking to a wall. it feels like we have-

bakugo and kirishima: *walks into view to cross to the other side in-game*

bakugo: just-.. just passing through

sero: none of the same interests we have when we were younger

bakugo: just passing through. just-

sero: when-

kirishima: just..ignore us!

sero: when we were younger it felt like we-

kirishima: ignore us!

bakugo and kirishima: *they cross and walk out of view*

sero: we were so close to each other and as we've grown up and as we've gotten older, it feels like...less and less of us is- aligns with the same, you know, path that we went down and- and sometimes i-i go out drinking with my friends and i come back and she- she seems angry like i should've invited her but i know i can't invite her because she would not enjoy the experience but i really enjoy it and it just feels..it feels like we've changed into 2 very different people as opposed to changing and growing together. and it's- it's difficult and i don't know what to do.

everyone: ...

denki: good. im young and sexy and i will have sex with her. HAHAHA

sero: i'm going to murder you

denki: LET'S GO. AHHHH-

denki: *sero kills him in-game*

—

a/n: credits to tommyinnit's dragon morph mod video!! it makes more sense if you watched the video before. if you haven't, the timestamp would be 10:55, 11:23, 12:31, and 13:29. go check it out, tommyinnit is very funny!!

if you watch the full dragon morph mod video by tommyinnit, i constantly see the people as followed:

> sero is wilbur soot

> denki is quackity

> bakugo and kirishima are phil and tommy, kirishima leading more towards philza, but it depends on what is said

Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*

Me:

do it. that sounds rude. uhhh.,,

it's a really good idea and it's not gross :))

just a thought, you know how canonically Bakugou's skin is perfect due to his quirk. Well, imagine if his s/o had acne or body acne and was really insecure (like me), and he offered to rub it using his sweat to help clear it.

kinda want to write a fic on this, or is it gross.