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gaming streams with the bakusquad boys!!
no quirk!au, but it could totally be seen as them streaming in the regular au too!
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denki: ay, sero! i have a new profession! i just got a new job! my new job is a wife hunter! i find wives that are very unsatisfied in their current relationship and i satisfy 'em!
sero: that sounds like a good job! a job that would never pertain to me..!!
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denki: you're so strong! i can't imagine why your wife would be unsatisfied, you know we got a request from her. she said, "hey im very unsatisfied with my s- current husband and i require your services to be happy again."
sero: what did you say to me..
denki: it's your WIFE, man! i- im just- im just doing my job dude.
denki: *gets killed by sero*
denki: AHHH- fucks sake. you know what pal. this is why your wife is unsatisfied because..
sero: FUCK YOU
denki: this is all you do
sero: fuck you, motherfucker!
denki: yeah, yeah
sero: that's not even a real job.
denki: dude, your wife is unsatisfied.
sero: you haven't even a real job- what is-
denki: she needs a MAN, like me
sero: WHAT DO YOU MEAN-
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sero: HELLO MY FRIENDS!
kirishima and bakugo: OH SHIT- HELLO, HELLO, okay, okay, please don't destroy this spawner!
sero: denki has started a new job and im not.. im not happy with it. he's become a wife pleaser.
bakugo: HAHAHA
sero: i thought- i was very happy for him for finding a profession until i found out that my wife was on the list of wives to be pleased. i don't know why because im so strong! look how strong i am. *almost kills bakugo*
bakugo: NO, NO!
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denki: weooo weeo!! this is the wife police. we are willing to give one of you unsatisfied wives an extra family!
kirishima: sero, im so sorry you have to hear this.
sero: im at the point now of unphasement. i don't believe denki will- will replace my wife.
denki: im a wife hunter and im looking for your unsatisfied wife, pal.
sero: my wife loves me! so much!
bakugo: how was your last valentine's day?
sero: it was very, very nice. i pl- i pl- i played halo 3 and she cried.
kirishima: she didn't cry really- you didn't make your wife cry on her birthday?
sero: *turns away in-game*
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denki: unsatisfiedwives.com. are you an unsatisfied wife? do you hate your husband? are you an independent woma-
denki: *bakugo kills denki in-game*
denki: AHHHH. i was doing my ad. are you an independent woman but you-
sero: shut up. i dont want to hear from you.
denki: -still need a real man?
sero: i dont want to hear from you.
denki: weeo weeoo
sero: you're a waste of space. how did you find out that my wife is unsatisfied, what did she say?
denki: she sent me support emails to my website, unsatisfiedwives.com. she said, "my husband played halo 3 on my birthday and left me crying because he's a DICK!"
sero: i may have done that but what else, that can't just be the only thing
denki: she says you're lacking in the..in the uh, *pp* in the, *pp* apartment. HAHA-
sero: *attacks denki in-game*
denki: -..AHHH AH!!
denki: why is it that your wife hates you so much?
sero: ...
sero: i think it's- i think it's because of my lack of commitment. i-i struggle to make plans with her and-and whenever i do, i always worry that it's- if- if i should invite her along with me, you know? whilst i appreciate we have the same mutual friends..sometimes when im speaking to her, it feels like im- im genuinely just talking to a wall. it feels like we have-
bakugo and kirishima: *walks into view to cross to the other side in-game*
bakugo: just-.. just passing through
sero: none of the same interests we have when we were younger
bakugo: just passing through. just-
sero: when-
kirishima: just..ignore us!
sero: when we were younger it felt like we-
kirishima: ignore us!
bakugo and kirishima: *they cross and walk out of view*
sero: we were so close to each other and as we've grown up and as we've gotten older, it feels like...less and less of us is- aligns with the same, you know, path that we went down and- and sometimes i-i go out drinking with my friends and i come back and she- she seems angry like i should've invited her but i know i can't invite her because she would not enjoy the experience but i really enjoy it and it just feels..it feels like we've changed into 2 very different people as opposed to changing and growing together. and it's- it's difficult and i don't know what to do.
everyone: ...
denki: good. im young and sexy and i will have sex with her. HAHAHA
sero: i'm going to murder you
denki: LET'S GO. AHHHH-
denki: *sero kills him in-game*
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a/n: credits to tommyinnit's dragon morph mod video!! it makes more sense if you watched the video before. if you haven't, the timestamp would be 10:55, 11:23, 12:31, and 13:29. go check it out, tommyinnit is very funny!!
if you watch the full dragon morph mod video by tommyinnit, i constantly see the people as followed:
> sero is wilbur soot
> denki is quackity
> bakugo and kirishima are phil and tommy, kirishima leading more towards philza, but it depends on what is said