These Two

Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

I just want him and roo to be happy forever is that too much to ask honestly

Knives out/Psych crossover, Blanc tells Shawn about the last case he was on and complains how dumb it was and-

"And the murder weapon, pineapple juice, the man even announced his allergy out loud to everyone-"

And Shawn is stricken.

"Pineapple was the villain?!"

Just saw a bumper sticker that said “Bigfoot is real and I helped him commit tax fraud” and I feel like either din or boba has that

It’s DEFINITELY Boba who has that bumper sticker right on the Slave I and next to it is a picture of Krrsantan

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

It’s just one of those stupid “draw the squad” pictures, but it’s the first thing I’ve drawn in what feels like at least a year.

But it’s my dnd squad. We’re the spicy boys and we’re honestly too dumb to live, IDK how we’re going to make it without our two brain cells.

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas