‘If You Breathe In, Then I Breathe In.’

genius piece of dialogue. i think about this one a couple times a week at least surely

Interview with the vampire sketches 🍷

late night sillies

“Armand. From Polynesian Mary’s. I was with Louis.”

the real reason book!armand didn't take daniel with him when he was feeding is that daniel would've become soo jealous if he saw armand do that whole easeful death thing with some other guy

We need to do the same level of "abandon this completely" to neil gaiman as we did (and should continue to do) to jkr. Im serious. If i catch you buying more sandman comics or a different good omens copy you dont need or more of the graveyard book or coraline i will lose it. The man is a rapist. Full stop, all caps RAPIST. He doesnt deserve more money. The pratchett estate wont die out if u stop buying good omens. Theres plenty of authors who probably write leagues better than him and arent evil predators. He needs to die penniless and obscure.

I’m a strong believer in Armand turned Daniel because he couldn’t stand Daniel hating him.

fat trans people. you agree. reblog

Oh… That’s why.

we'll be in hell together after all