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XV - THE DEVIL

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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

Eric Bogosian is what I aspire to be when I’m old. Man is absolutely unhinged, chronically online, and will take any opportunity to talk about toxic yaoi.

— Red Dead Redemption —

oh arthur...

imagine being real rashid and you work for these weird gay vampires and one day they come to you like hey rashid we're gonna give you a little holiday! armand will take over your duties for the time being, for a cool disguise during my interview, not a kink thing :) and you're like okay these are my weird gay vampire bosses so it probably is a kink thing but who am i to judge. and then you find out they are roleplaying this weird exhibitionist slash master/servant scene with your own real actual government name. fuck interview with the vampire, interview with rashid WHEN??

list of possible good reasons armand isn't in the s3 promo:

they're committing really hard to his vanishing act

under-qualified intern doing the promo posters asked chat gpt to summarize the show instead of watching it and chat gpt didn't bring him up

armand is a fiction we have all collectively dreamed up on tumblr dot com, unrelated to any real world character or concept

armand is a real person who sued amc and now they're having to respect his privacy

they're replacing him with a different, more evil vampire that has bigger bug eyes and a sadder backstory

lestat would be jealous

they've realized that armand's character arc has reached a perfect conclusion when he got dumped and thrown through that wall, so there's really nowhere else to go with the character

the ghost of anne rice bought his copyright back

they wrote a whole storyline in which armand becomes a pop diva and then belatedly realized they're doing the exact same thing with lestat. after this they wrote a second storyline for armand in which his memoir getting published led all the vampires in the world to try to fight him, but that was kinda redundant because louis was already doing that. they're hurriedly trying to come up with a new storyline for armand and i'm hearing it's going to involve him interviewing vampires

this is all a clever misdirection. armand is actually the only character in season 3

All this "wait till I get my hands on you" and I'm like 'haha. Yeah, very on point very nasty can't wait to see what they will do' and then I remember reading somewhere Eric basically admitted to have a very experimental youth.

I kinda understand Assad being giddy.

They will be making history (adapting a very awaited duo) and having fun while they are at it!!

fun fact, in the brazilian portuguese version of Queen of the Damned the Devil's Minion chapter was translated into "O Favorito do Demônio" which means The Devil's Favorite (Boy) and I think that's soooo cute and funny

how I slept last night knowing that s3 of iwtv is secured, rockstar lestat is happening, akasha is on her way, loustat are endgame, ghost!claudia is a possibility, sam reid is not allowed to cut his hair short for a couple more years, daniel is now a vampire and the devil's minion is real: