How Life Feels When Theres Not A Male Rdr2 Fan Talking In Your Ear About How Micah Is The Best Character

Do yall think Louis shames Armand for being an iPad baby? Armand reading a book on his iPad and Louis will be like “I like to hold a real book. I love the smell of old books and flipping the pages with my fingers”. But truth is he never learned. He needs Armand or Rashid to google things for him and remember his passwords

I need to see Louis hold a phone or iPad next season to prove me wrong

list of possible good reasons armand isn't in the s3 promo:

they're committing really hard to his vanishing act

under-qualified intern doing the promo posters asked chat gpt to summarize the show instead of watching it and chat gpt didn't bring him up

armand is a fiction we have all collectively dreamed up on tumblr dot com, unrelated to any real world character or concept

armand is a real person who sued amc and now they're having to respect his privacy

they're replacing him with a different, more evil vampire that has bigger bug eyes and a sadder backstory

lestat would be jealous

they've realized that armand's character arc has reached a perfect conclusion when he got dumped and thrown through that wall, so there's really nowhere else to go with the character

the ghost of anne rice bought his copyright back

they wrote a whole storyline in which armand becomes a pop diva and then belatedly realized they're doing the exact same thing with lestat. after this they wrote a second storyline for armand in which his memoir getting published led all the vampires in the world to try to fight him, but that was kinda redundant because louis was already doing that. they're hurriedly trying to come up with a new storyline for armand and i'm hearing it's going to involve him interviewing vampires

this is all a clever misdirection. armand is actually the only character in season 3

i did not appreciate the dead part in red dead redemption

I doubt we’re going to see Armand scalp anyone (bummer) but I hope we at least get to see him put some bugs in a blender or something. Maybe chop off some hands. Maybe a few heads. Just for funsies.

People who hate Armand do generally fundamentally misunderstand both him and the type of show they’re watching, yes, but I want to see how much more we can get them to hate him. I need him to go full Gremlin now and then so we never forget that he is a haunted, tragic, beautiful character but he’s also an absolute freak (affectionate) who likes conducting creepy little experiments.

:P

We’re only a few months away from leaks and then it’ll be teasers and then promo and then press and then season 3 btw.

Rest.

wait i just thought about how Armand’s two most frequent pet names for Daniel are "beloved" (passive, the one who is loved by me) and "lover" (active, the one who loves me)

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I like reading DE fanfic but imo the characterization of Harry and Kim is like several steps away from canon in the majority of fics. There is a dynamic that writers tend to favor that is Harry as expressive, clingy, does dumb and impulsive things for the sake of it and Kim the stoic, patient, empathetic minimalist.

And in canon Harry pretty explicitly struggles to form regular facial expressions while Kim has to put substantial effort into controlling his. Harry can choose to go off without Kim or attempt to drive him away while Kim will very rarely leave him alone. Kim is also almost always the one to initiate physical contact between them. Harry typically has some sort of internal reasoning behind his actions, even if they seem nonsensical to an onlooker, but Kim will often do things or agree to plans just because it amuses him.

The biggest thing that bothers me is that in fics Kim often takes on a role of a sort of mediator, settling disagreements, deescalating situations, clearing up misunderstandings. I think that in many ways, that’s the kind of person that he aspires to be, but canonically he has pretty fucking awful people skills. He can barely have a conversation without putting on the role of Cop. I think that one of the main things he admires about Harry is his ability to read people and connect with them.

Idk man. Let Kim be a socially awkward dork and let Harry have more depth than a golden retriever archetype