Pumpkinpatches36 - Jack :]

World's most moral army's most noble soldiers...

me anytime i've done well at something: ohhhh my god im so great at everything i try every single time, im so tall and smart and hot and sexy and incredible at everything im surprised people arent jealous of me all the time constantly

me anytime i've failed in any minor way: i should be fucking slaughtered mercilessly

I'm very tired of this "queer college students should stop supporting Palestine, they'd kill you there!" I watched a hijabi ask a trans man, "but what name do you want to go by?" A butch giving a woman their hoodie so that she could keep her hair covered after the cops took her scarf. Muslim girls making sure the lesbian couple got through the system together. Religious men making sure purple haired protestors got out safe. I don't want to hear it. Solidarity forever, free Palestine.

‼️🇵🇸🇮🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Palestine Action Scotland cuts Leonardo’s Edinburgh factory’s internet cables, disrupting the production of laser targeting systems for Israeli Jets

[Plain text: Palestine Action Scotland cuts Leonardo’s Edinburgh factory’s internet cables, disrupting the production of laser targeting systems for Israeli Jets ]

🔸 source: pal_action_scot and pal_action

My desire to see the foster girls happy + my soul-deep need to put paul matthews in situations have collided in a cataclysmic and frankly irreversible way and i've decided i'm going to make it everyone's problem. what you're telling me this man doesn't deserve a "world's okayest dad" mug ???

i've fine-tuned the lore to this incredibly silly au yapping abound under the cut

the gist is pam is both lex and han's mom but only paul is hannah's father. it was a one night stand which didn't go well (that's the last time paul ever gives in to ted's goading to "loosen up" and "do something crazy"). paul eventually takes lex in and adopts her because of the few times he's seen the way pam treat her + he wants the sisters to be able to grow up together. Normal Man went from a recent college graduate in a brand new job with no immediate plan or intention to have kids to a seasoned father of two in the span of like a year. idk but if u ask ME this is the universe's way of saying paul matthews was meant to be a girldad he's just unlocking his full potential

not only is this guy trapped in a musical, he’s also trapped in a timeloop apparently