Hello My Name Is Indigo Crayola. You Pencilled My Father. Prepare To Dye

Troy story is my eighth favorite book. I love my hopeless homos

Can everyone give me their spare wisdom teeth I rlly need to ace my final.

Love how companies only deterrent to getting free beverages is not having a cup. Bold of you to assume I won’t cup my hands and drink it like a dog.

nvm was just dehydrated

girldeny girldefend girldepose

I am deeply saddened to report that I have completely and utterly failed to make anyone my April fool on this worthy day. I suppose it was I who was the spring simpleton.

Still can’t believe there’s a 3 year time period in which you can’t legally drink and drive

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“…seeing that my dear comrade Patroclus has fallen—he whom I valued more than all others, and loved as dearly as my own life.” - Achilles

(When Achilles’ son arrived at Troy)

Odysseus: …who’s gonna tell him his dad was gay?

Diomedes: His dad wasn’t gay gay

Odysseus: Ah yes, he shared a tent and bed with his not gay platonic friend. He avenged said friend not gayly and never took a wife.

Is there like a mutual but for real life