I Love Run On Sentences Because Not Only Are They Useful For Writing A More Cohesive Story, They Let

I’m fine with Christian’s as long as they’re not Christian around me

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So silly when straight friends slap my ass with a stretchy hand. Do it yourself, coward.

im always thinking about two things:

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Man Ajax is so real like oh no Odysseus won the armor guess I’ll just die

Telemachus as that one pic ft. Argos

Love how companies only deterrent to getting free beverages is not having a cup. Bold of you to assume I won’t cup my hands and drink it like a dog.

I have a really good mental filter. It’s so good that a lot of times nothing comes through it, and when I force myself to speak, the wrong things come out

I am deeply saddened to report that I have completely and utterly failed to make anyone my April fool on this worthy day. I suppose it was I who was the spring simpleton.