I Have A Really Good Mental Filter. It’s So Good That A Lot Of Times Nothing Comes Through It, And

I’m sorry, I’m sorry

I led you astray

I told you that never would I leave

I told you I would always stay behind

I told you that I wouldn’t deceive

That in me constant friendship you’d find

I didn’t mean to neglect you so cruelly

I must truly have just been distracted

I can’t have intentionally hurt you so unduly

I wonder, how must you have reacted?

Forgive me, my friend

Forgive me, I plead

If only to let my suffering end

And give me just one last good deed

I love Percy Jackson because it introduced me to Greek mythology. I love Hamilton because it made me interested in US history. I love the Song of Achilles because it got me to read the Iliad. I don’t care if it’s canonical, interpretations are great because they get people more interested in the source material.

“…seeing that my dear comrade Patroclus has fallen—he whom I valued more than all others, and loved as dearly as my own life.” - Achilles

(When Achilles’ son arrived at Troy)

Odysseus: …who’s gonna tell him his dad was gay?

Diomedes: His dad wasn’t gay gay

Odysseus: Ah yes, he shared a tent and bed with his not gay platonic friend. He avenged said friend not gayly and never took a wife.

I am deeply saddened to report that I have completely and utterly failed to make anyone my April fool on this worthy day. I suppose it was I who was the spring simpleton.

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

Low-key I’d make such a good medieval knight

Except, like the religion part

Or the fighting part

But I’d eat that aesthetic for sure

girldeny girldefend girldepose

I don’t watch horror movies because I already get jump scared when the screen gets dark and I see my reflection

#52 for your ask game?

Yeah…

Me when I really really wanna interact with my mutuals but I also have crippling social anxiety so I end up stalking their posts like