#52 For Your Ask Game?

Instead of coffee, get tased by the police this morning. Its electrifying.

I often feel unlovable because of how long it’s been since someone conveyed romantic interest towards me but then I remember that my friends have stayed with me through all of this [gestures toward a timeline of the past 3-5 years of my life] and I begin to feel better. I love you guys

When I die I would like funeral games to be conducted in stead of a will. They shall have to earn my spoils if they truly want my inheritance of $2. Naked men wrestling optional.

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

Greek Pottery from the Getty Villa in Los Angeles

Odysseus counseling Achilles when he refuses to fight after Agamemnon seizes Briseis

Artemis presenting a laurel to a musician

Oh boy can’t wait to start the Aeneid by virgin my favorite forgotten boy

Me when I really really wanna interact with my mutuals but I also have crippling social anxiety so I end up stalking their posts like

I love Hector and Achilles so much why’d daddy Zeus have to make them fight :(

Why am not ecstatic? I’ve done everything that’s supposed to make me happy. Such convoluted character development.

Love how companies only deterrent to getting free beverages is not having a cup. Bold of you to assume I won’t cup my hands and drink it like a dog.