You Ever Feel Like You Were Born With Something Rotten Inside You And If People Get Close Enough They’re

I look around on this lovely day and see no one. Do they not know the pleasures of the outside world? Are they, like I was not ten minutes ago cooped up in the comfort of their homes? Buffoons. Come outside and face the sunlight.

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

I need me a clerval

I’m so forgetful I can’t even remember to

Polydamas was right. We stan a king

Telemachus as that one pic ft. Argos

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Never trust an adult when they say they’ll tell you when you’re older. It’s just a lie to escape the interrogation. Continue the questioning until they ask for a lawyer

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I love Percy Jackson because it introduced me to Greek mythology. I love Hamilton because it made me interested in US history. I love the Song of Achilles because it got me to read the Iliad. I don’t care if it’s canonical, interpretations are great because they get people more interested in the source material.