I Look Around On This Lovely Day And See No One. Do They Not Know The Pleasures Of The Outside World?

Idk abt y’all but one of my favorite things about Homers literature is thinking less about morality, since the culture and context the text was written in was wildly different from our own

This concludes my thesis on why Odysseus and Achilles are my favorite

[at Achilles's funeral] Agamemnon: *places his hand on the pyre and sobs* Agamemnon: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

I picked the wrong character to steal a personality from and now I’m going on my villain arc. Try to stop me.

tbh I’m mad elated rn

I love Hector and Achilles so much why’d daddy Zeus have to make them fight :(

Down at the copa

copa cabana

I don’t watch horror movies because I already get jump scared when the screen gets dark and I see my reflection

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

I love Percy Jackson because it introduced me to Greek mythology. I love Hamilton because it made me interested in US history. I love the Song of Achilles because it got me to read the Iliad. I don’t care if it’s canonical, interpretations are great because they get people more interested in the source material.

When I die I would like funeral games to be conducted in stead of a will. They shall have to earn my spoils if they truly want my inheritance of $2. Naked men wrestling optional.