[at Achilles's Funeral] Agamemnon: *places His Hand On The Pyre And Sobs* Agamemnon: How Could You Do

Love how companies only deterrent to getting free beverages is not having a cup. Bold of you to assume I won’t cup my hands and drink it like a dog.

I’m fine with Christian’s as long as they’re not Christian around me

If I could curl up in a ball and turn to stone as soon as possible that would be ideal thank you

I got that Frankenstein build - emaciated and sleep deprived

I am currently looking at a pc, a laptop, an iPad, and a phone. I have achieved peak unproductivity.

Me when I really really wanna interact with my mutuals but I also have crippling social anxiety so I end up stalking their posts like

When I die I would like funeral games to be conducted in stead of a will. They shall have to earn my spoils if they truly want my inheritance of $2. Naked men wrestling optional.

the moles are taunting me

Emperor Nero:

French fries? No thanks I only do that to Christian’s