If I Could Curl Up In A Ball And Turn To Stone As Soon As Possible That Would Be Ideal Thank You

Love how companies only deterrent to getting free beverages is not having a cup. Bold of you to assume I won’t cup my hands and drink it like a dog.

Elders be talking to me about how their generation was the best like stfu u literally invented racism

I am deeply saddened to report that I have completely and utterly failed to make anyone my April fool on this worthy day. I suppose it was I who was the spring simpleton.

Humans haven’t ruined the world, think of it as accidental remodeling.

I give up actually im not a person who has friends

A friend who hasn’t talked to me for years despite my attempts to reach out just contacted me again and apologized, so of course I instantly forgave him and acted like I wasn’t hurt by it at all.

I look around on this lovely day and see no one. Do they not know the pleasures of the outside world? Are they, like I was not ten minutes ago cooped up in the comfort of their homes? Buffoons. Come outside and face the sunlight.

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Why am not ecstatic? I’ve done everything that’s supposed to make me happy. Such convoluted character development.

Me when I really really wanna interact with my mutuals but I also have crippling social anxiety so I end up stalking their posts like