blew
have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get
Emperor Nero:
French fries? No thanks I only do that to Christian’s
In 50 years I picture myself being a little isolated hermit on a little house on a big hill tinkering with my creations and giving stew to any passing travelers
Still can’t believe there’s a 3 year time period in which you can’t legally drink and drive
Humans haven’t ruined the world, think of it as accidental remodeling.
I love Percy Jackson because it introduced me to Greek mythology. I love Hamilton because it made me interested in US history. I love the Song of Achilles because it got me to read the Iliad. I don’t care if it’s canonical, interpretations are great because they get people more interested in the source material.
I am deeply saddened to report that I have completely and utterly failed to make anyone my April fool on this worthy day. I suppose it was I who was the spring simpleton.
Instead of coffee, get tased by the police this morning. Its electrifying.
my favorite customer service slip ups
When I die I would like funeral games to be conducted in stead of a will. They shall have to earn my spoils if they truly want my inheritance of $2. Naked men wrestling optional.