A Bunch Of My Favorite Rocks From My Collection.

Impulse: Can I get a waffle? Tango and Zed: *trying to make batter while blindfolded and yodeling* Impulse: Can I please get a waffle?

I am not currently taking a bullet train conducted by the Grim Reaper into the afterlife and this is A Problem.

Didn't have "see your political action philosophy expressed by Jorts the cat" on my 2025 bingo card.

All cats are anarchists.

Probably like 80% of cat owners are also anarchists.

Fill every drawer in the U.S. Treasury with glitter and a note that says Go to Hell.

you truly do not exist for other ppl’s consumption and your existence is not hinged on making others happy and comfortable by stifling and hiding and crushing and editing parts of yourself to be less than who you really are

just a reminder for those who need it

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Did they stop quartering people cuz they realized all it did was create four of the guy they were trying to kill

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

A bat I crocheted