I’m Sorry. Did I Step On Your Moment?

Happy father’s Day!

Lol 12

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 3/?

*in college*

Marshall: so ted, how's life?

Ted: life was. Life will be. Life is happening right now.

Marshall: you're high, aren't you?

Ted: you mean tall? Yeah I'm like 6 feet

👏❤️✨💜✌🏼seems cool lmao

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

A concept: Diego Hargreeves in a man bun.

im crying send help

Mrs. Hudson: what’s wrong?

John: Sherlock is saying common phrases incorrectly

Sherlock: oh cry me a table John

okay so im bored and i decided to make a series of 5sos aesthetics bc the entire album is aesthetics

kinda weird but im gonna give it a go

OMG mind-blowing

so i was rewatching Brooklyn 99 and i solved the puzzle in s2e18

12 islanders, one of them is heavier, a seesaw, you can use seesaw only three times

1) 4--------4

four islanders in the left,four islanders in the right and four islanders are out. so you can find out which group heavier one is in

2) 2--------2

3) 1---------1

im so proud of myself

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איך אומרים אוטו גלידה ברבים??????

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 8/?

Bonnie: sorry I'm late, I had a meeting with the most repulsive, ignorant and overall annoying person I have ever met.

Asher: really? Who was that? Do I know them?

Bonnie: I don't think so, her name is Karen.

Asher: *chokes on his drink*