recommending scum villain to a friend like: it’s so fucked up. it’s a comedy. it’s a tragedy. it’s satire. it’s commentary on sanitisation and sacrifices made by queer authors in order to sell. its about the ripple effects of a single change on an entire world. it’s about people struggling to be loved and plants that can make you so horny that it’ll literally kill you. it’s the sexiest and least horny thing you’ll ever read. the narrator is genderqueer and homosexual and the most queerphobic person you’ll ever come across. he’s a reddit incel who can and will do his best to convince you that he’s not the decent person that he genuinely is. he genuinely believes that he is straight despite having the most obvious fanboy boner for his love interest. his love interest is an alpha male with severe abandonment issues begging to be dominated. it’s about a guy who gets put into a 3000+ chapter harem novel that he hate-read in 20 days and left dissertation-comments on every installment of. the author of said novel has also been stuck in his own story as some random guy that just happens to be close to the glacial bitch mountain of a demon that he created based off all of his preferred kinks. the author and the reddit incel are normal-human versions of their respective love interests, and neither of them seem keen to address it. there’s a donghua that looks like it belongs in an early 2000s PC game but it only has ten episodes. you will beg for scraps of content and enjoy it.
ignore any inconsistencies i am but a weak and feeble human
bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext
bingge/sqq kiss from the extras
Have you ever just given up? Yeah me too
have pokemon au cause im dumb baby
beware of bears
im sexy and i know it girl look a dead body girl look a dead body
Wait, What? AKA, that time sixteen-year-old Wei WuXian showed up at Cloud Recesses, took one look at Lan WangJi and declared, “That’s my future husband!” … and Lan WangJi said, “Mm”.
The Sun Is Haunted In another universe, Wen Ruohan had a child called Wen Chao, who grew up to be cowardly, petty and basically an idiot. In this universe, however, Wen Ruohan had a child called Wen Wuxian, who grew up to be courageous, cunning and basically a genius.
if you can’t beat them, recruit them Wei Wuxian uses a powerful array to go back in time and builds a secret squad to prevent the misfortunes of the future.
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Immortal!WWX Series
Getting Jet Lag From Time Travelling Lan Qiren stared in mute horror at the letter in his hands. The world’s most dangerous demonic cultivator and immortal leader of the great Yiling Wei Sect wanted Lan Wangji’s hand in marriage. Lan Zhan, his youngest nephew, his most promising disciple, a quiet boy of barely twelve.
An Unusual Betrothal Desparate and out of options, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji turn to time travel. It is just their luck that Wei Wuxian misplaces a zero somewhere in the time traveling array and ends up in a time before the cultivation existed. Sequel to “Getting Jet Lag From Time Travelling”
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Just in case you forget this exists.
It exists.