Author's notes: My boss was out of town today and things at the office were kinda slow so I took the oportunity and finished this chapter! Please enjoy and Happy Holidays guys!
masterpost part 15
“You all should be ashamed.” Alfred sternly tells to his young – and not so young – wards as all of them are kneeling on the floor, the elderly man quickly understanding what the group was doing as soon as he actually looked at the scene. “Master Dick, you are the eldest, married even, same for you master Jason and miss Cassandra, you are to be your older brother’s sense when his fails so gravely, I cannot believe that you would still partake on this type of behavior.” Aldred sighs in annoyance. “Master Damian trusted you all to behave during this dinner and you all have stepped on that trust, shame on all of you.”
Now that makes everybody flinch and groan, Cass even makes a little puppy whine.
“What is happening here?” Bruce makes himself known as he approaches alongside Selina and Woodlock to the room.
“I think they were busted while spying on the pup and the kitten, love.” Selina purrs with contained laughter.
“They wouldn’t do that.” Brucie says as he looks at his children like a scandalized old money lady, but Bruce knows very well that his children, especially Dick, Cass and Jay, would do it because they adore love stories the most.
“Oh, Daniel confessed?” Woodlock says with some surprise impregnating his voice.
“Wait, he reciprocates?!” Jason exclaims with wide open eyes but the glare Alfred directed his way makes him hide behind Dick.
Woodlock giggles at what he sees. “Well, he does reciprocate the romantic feelings but my boy is a bit slow reading his own heart and hasn’t realized that he is attracted to young Damian.”
“So, his heart knows but his head doesn’t.” Duke reasons aloud.
“Exactly.” Woodlock agrees as he nods his head once. “But if young Damian has already confessed then there is a good chance that Daniel will realize how he truly feels… but then again, there is also the possibility that Daniel panics, punches Damian on the face and runs away to never talk to Damian again, he is dramatic like that.”
“Dude.” Tim mumbles as he squints his eyes at Woodlock.
“I hope it’s the first one.” Dick says. “I don’t think Dami could handle well being rejected by Danny.”
“Yeah, I’ve never seen him behave like this before.” Steph adds. It’s just how Bruce behaves with Selina. She thinks.
“Then I guess all we can do is hope for the best.” Alfred wisely says. “And all of you are banned from cookies and pastries until I say otherwise.” The elderly man states as he pointedly looks to his young – and not so young – wards.
The siblings collectedly groan, which makes Selina and Woodlock giggle while Bruce fondly sighs.
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“I like you… romantically I mean. I… would you go on a date with me?”
Damian’s heart is pounding so loud he feels like he is in a concert, right in front of the speakers as the merciless beat of the bass makes him feel like there is an earthquake happening inside of him. He feels himself turning colder as the seconds – eternal seconds – slowly go by.
Danny on the other hand feels how his heart cannot decide between completely stopping beating or stuttering like the wings of a hummingbird.
I just realized that I like-like him! I’m not ready to answer that yet!! Danny inwardly panics. And then Danny locks his eyes with Damian vibrant green ones, Damian is making the sweetest puppy dog eyes as his elegant eyebrows scrunch. Oh, no, I’m weak! Danny cries inwardly. You know what, fuck it. And with a swift movement Danny grabs Damian by the shoulders and kisses him on the lips.
Damian certainly wasn’t expecting that. First his eyes open wide in surprise and then he feels Danny soft, cold lips over his as his hands instinctually land on Danny´s waist as Danny moves his hands from Damian’s shoulders to Damian’s face.
The kiss is quick but grounding, nervous but strangely reassuring.
When Danny pulls away Damian still has his lips slightly pucked out, eyes wide and heart beating so fast Damian fears he might become a speedster right there and then.
“I-Is that a yes?” Damian stutters without blinking, the cold feeling of Danny’s lips on his own spreading all over his face leaving a trace of warmth.
“Yeah.” Danny answers and then bites his bottom lip. Damian puts all of his attention on Danny’s mouth at the act and a beehive goes crazy in his chest and stomach. “I-I also like you… for a very long time I thought I only admired you but I-I think that I’ve always have had a crush on you.” Danny says as he realizes that he indeed has been pinning after his friend for a very long time.
Damian’s forehead gently lands on top of Danny’s and both boys lock their gazes, Damian holds Danny’s cheek and sweetly pushes him into another kiss.
Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
DC x DP Prompt: Family dinner with the Fenton Family and the Waynes. Chaos ensues.
If looks could kill, Danny would’ve been killed a thousand times over, with his body cremated and his ashes thrown into the farthest volcano with salt then being tossed along the dirt afterwards.
Dan had never looked so vicious as he glared daggers at Danny, who was his eyes closed and his hands in front of him, like a prayer. However, he was definitely praying for patience because he had a dinner knife in one hand that Cass was trying to take back from him to no avail.
Dani had her arms wrapped around Tim’s, a wide grin on her face as she noisily snacked on the roast potatoes and watched the battle between Dan and Danny. Tim was trying to hold back a smile, but he pulled the bowl of potatoes closer to her. Kon, who was sitting on the other side of her and was invited by Tim, was also wide eyed and grinning, an arm wrapped around the both of their chairs when he leaned back.
Jazz just looked at Alfred and Bruce with a shameful look on her face and beading tears of embarrassment in her eyes as she muttered, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, I’m sorry,” over and over again.
Jason was trying to soothe her and not-so-subtly motion Dick to step in and stop the fight while said man was staring at his boyfriend in horror, looking between both of the psychically fighting men with strange looks.
Damian had his head down, whispering to Stephanie and Duke who also had their heads ducked as they gossiped about the situation. Jon, who was sitting on Damian’s other side, was also leaning in and listening with a grin.
Bruce was just looking back and forth between Dan and Danny with wariness and confusion.
“… do you two know each other?”
“Know each other?” Danny said, looking up and finally opening his eyes. “Oh, we definitely know each other.”
Dan bristled at some invisible offense. Dick snapped back fo awareness and grabbed him, chuckling nervously as Dan growled.
Danny raised an eyebrow and sneered, continuing, “Yeah, I know him, alright.”
Dan suddenly grabbed a fork and threw it at Danny. It sank into the wall and pandemonium erupted as the Bats lunged backwards as Dan flew over the table to jump at Danny. However, Danny wasn’t going out without a fight because they immediately began punching and kicking with even some biting. Cass and Dick lunged forward to pull them apart while everyone else moved away.
Dani burst out laughing, but when Jazz burst into tears, that was when everything got even worse.
(I actually wanted to write something like this lmao.
If I continued this, it would be too long, but basically, Jazz has been on her last nerves for the entire day bc this is the first time she’s ever met her boyfriend’s family, and then SUDDENLY she finds out all of her siblings are dating people from the same family and then now her brothers are fighting bc none of them knew that they were dating a pair of siblings, and they thought they could finally get away from each other, and she’s both so embarrassed and so anxious that she started crying.
Immediately, it’s like a *record scratch*, the fighting stops and both Dan and Danny make up really, really fast to comfort their sister and then all of the Phantoms, including Dani bc she did nothing to stop the fight, help clean up the mess and the day actually gets better bc it becomes a bonding activity between the Fentons and the Bats. Jazz is still very embarrassed but it works out.)
Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
Happy Danniversery
here are some batkids faces..might color them might not🤷🤷🤷 we’ll see..
Was scrolling through AO3 and found this gem
Enemy to parent is a trope we have to popularise lmao