For Someone Who Claims To Be A Vampire, I React Very Badly To Getting My Blood Sample Taken. Once, I

For someone who claims to be a vampire, I react very badly to getting my blood sample taken. Once, I looked so horrified that the nurse was afraid I'd faint and gave me a juice box.

So when I was editing this story just now, I was squirming in my seat. (This is not the worst scene. The other one is a spoiler, so wait a few weeks - if you actually want to suffer through it, that is, and if I actually stick to my plan). That probably means I've done my job well, but WHY did I do this to myself?

Content warning: blood, needles, mild body horror, strangulation, decapitation, Sarah being Sarah and enjoying the gore a bit too much

Content Warning: Blood, Needles, Mild Body Horror, Strangulation, Decapitation, Sarah Being Sarah And

Feel free to tell me what you think, I'm not holding a sword. Or a needle.

Thank you @windforkthewriter for sending a 💀 in my asks for an excerpt!

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4 months ago

Ask this sneaky vampire cookie. And his colleagues.

Ask This Sneaky Vampire Cookie. And His Colleagues.

A  PEAK  AT  WHAT’S  INSIDE  THEIR          .    .    .

[  *  ]      writing prompt      )         :             send a number  1 - 30  to take a closer look inside this characters life.        /        below you will find a series of various prompts offering a look inside a characters every day life.        these are meant to invoke character development     &     can also be altered as seen fit to better suit the character in question.         bonus if you explain why it’s there!

01.     pockets. 02.     bag   /   purse. 03.     car trunk. 04.     car glovebox. 05.     closet. 06.     bedside table drawer. 07.     medicine cabinet. 08.     wallet. 09.     “junk” drawer. 10.     pantry. 11.     phone home screen. 12.     frequently used emojis. 13.     to do list. 14.     computer home screen. 15.     bookcase. 16.     cd collection. 17.     calendar for this month. 18.     “secret” hiding spot. 19.     five most recent in contact list.  20.     refrigerator.  21.     home safe.  22.     amazon shopping cart.  23.     bank account.  24.     first aid kit.  25.     five most recent in google search history.  26.     most used playlist.  27.     least used playlist.  28.     five most recent sent text messages  29.     five most recent received text messages  30.     netflix watch history. 


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2 months ago

*sneaks in* Pssst, a-are you still interested in drawing prompts for that game?

If so,may I request any Erik of your choice, as well as little kid Pierce for 11?

Alternatively an OC of your choice for 15

Anyways,I hope you are well!!! Sending you good vibes and much love and admiration always!!!🥰💖💖💖💖

(No worries if you don't get to,or don't want to do this ask btw.)

I love your silly goober kitties so much💖💖💖💖

Hi, thank you for the ask and kind words! 💖💖

Prompt 11, OC at age 5. Here's Pierce at ages 5, 15, and 25:

*sneaks In* Pssst, A-are You Still Interested In Drawing Prompts For That Game?

Kiddie Pierce (though Pierce was not his name back then) had a nice, spoiled childhood, he only looks like that because they wouldn't let him hold his favourite rat while posing for his portrait - children often had long hair in his time, like this painting of Winston Churchill.

In his teens, Oscar Wilde had long hair, so so did he. Maybe we can convince him to wear his hair long again, at age 150.

25 was the year he became the vampire Pierce.

I swear I'll return for the rest of the prompts! I really want to draw Phantom cats again, but my brain won't leave me alone right now.

Send me prompts from this list!


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6 months ago

Drawing of my Vampire Pierce 🫦🩸

Drawn with one brush (two if we count the sketch), one blending brush, and ten(ish) colours. The blending brush is my best friend when it comes to digital art. Pierce looked like a Muppet in makeup before blending.

Drawing Of My Vampire Pierce 🫦🩸

I had more to say about the process, but I feel the need to go play dead for a while, so I'll leave it at that. If there's any you want to know, let me know, I'll be in my coffin.

(Repost because the video wouldn't load)


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4 months ago
Vampurr To Vampurr. I've Seen People Wearing Antique Victorian Gowns To Cinemas To Meet The Count, But

Vampurr to vampurr. I've seen people wearing antique Victorian gowns to cinemas to meet the Count, but I'm afraid I'm in my hoodie.

Computer is dead, brain is rotted. The mostly hinged Phanart I'd completed is unavailable, so have some unhinged Nosferatu.


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4 months ago
Three People - Um - Friends - Um - Menaces To The General Public (yep, That'll Do) Getting Together To

Three people - um - friends - um - menaces to the general public (yep, that'll do) getting together to solve a murder over coffee. One of them is only holding theirs. Come on, guys, feed the vampire.

Saw a drawing template by the brilliant @albanenechi and thought, "It's my goobers!" and decided to try it on my dubious people-drawing skills. More to come.

Drawing bases / pose reference #20
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3 weeks ago
Careful, The Hampsters Have Escaped From Desolation Row!
Careful, The Hampsters Have Escaped From Desolation Row!
Careful, The Hampsters Have Escaped From Desolation Row!

Careful, the hampsters have escaped from Desolation Row!

This is one of the songs I constantly have on loop, but I still mishear "circus" as "suck-ass" and get a fright, every time

Appreciation for how horrifying hamsters are when they've got their mouths open:

Careful, The Hampsters Have Escaped From Desolation Row!

(Full hamster yawn on Instagram)

Revenge Era hampsters here! Which song or era should I draw the hampsters in next?


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5 months ago
Remember Woolly Erik? His Debut Has Been Delayed Due To A Sad Wardrobe Mishap. Let's Just Say The Seat

Remember Woolly Erik? His debut has been delayed due to a sad wardrobe mishap. Let's just say the seat of his trousers isn't... seated.

Remember Woolly Erik? His Debut Has Been Delayed Due To A Sad Wardrobe Mishap. Let's Just Say The Seat

I'm making him some cheeky untucked shirttails to make up for it.

More of my needle felting shenanigans. Lots of monsters. Well, all monsters.


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5 months ago

Wrong answers only: What's Erik saying to the Persian?

Wrong Answers Only: What's Erik Saying To The Persian?

I found this among my Pharoga doodles (don't ask; they'll come up to menace you soon enough). I've clean forgotten what I was going to caption it. It looks like ✨️drama✨️.

So, wrong answers only: what's going on?

(More Persian and gremlin bald cat Erik here and here.)


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4 months ago
Yes, This Actually Happened. Weeeell, First Part Did. But Kerik Was Hardly Going To Admit He Got Kicked

Yes, this actually happened. Weeeell, first part did. But Kerik was hardly going to admit he got kicked out of bed by Ayesha, so my point still stands.

Yes, This Actually Happened. Weeeell, First Part Did. But Kerik Was Hardly Going To Admit He Got Kicked

The most hinged unhinged thing to happen in the last section of Kay's Phantom. I rambled about Kay's Phantom here, but I had beef with it so fans, skip it and have a gander at Phantom cat comics instead.


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6 months ago

Phantom of the Opera (1925), what did you do to poor Erik?

The 5 stages of watching POTO 1925:

1. Beautiful set design. Mouth of Hell, giant skull for sitting on and decapitated head automaton -- peak Gothic atmosphere.

2. He's here! The Persian at last.

3. I want to live in this Erik's basement, that gondola-inspired bed is gorgeous.

4. Oh la vache, who let Erik drive?

5. THEY YEETED HIM INTO THE RIVER?

Phantom Of The Opera (1925), What Did You Do To Poor Erik?

(Meme is originally Interview with the Vampurr Lestat's corpse yeet.)

I am not happy that they made this a 'monster film.' The greatest part of POTO is how it never denied Erik's crimes, but also never portrayed him as a mindless monster. But other than the ending, I did enjoy the film.

HOWEVER, now I'm in a mood and want to write a whole essay in complaint of the other silver screen adaption I've seen thus far, Phantom of the Opera (2004). That one I sometimes wish to roast with the heat of a burning opera house. See that and rambles about other adaptations here


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