booty shorts that say:
i’m getting fingered in the footnotes(1)
(1) She’s getting fingered in the footnotes.
booty shorts that say "this is not for you"
early gnostic theologian: material existence is a form of torture thrusted upon humanity by the treacherous demiurge.
the same theologian eleven months on estrogen: well maybe actually it not so bad.
Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.
GOING TO THE DOCTOR
Expectations: I’m Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die
Reality: The Doctor Says I Don’t Know
That liminal space where an artist you follow has switched their social media avatar from a trending anime girl to a female OC, the he/him pronouns have quietly vanished from their bio, and their drawings of cartoon ladies with big boobs have taken on a distinctly aspirational cast, but they haven't publicly said anything, so you've gotta keep your damn mouth shut.
"mooom can we get a minotaur"
"but we have minotaur at home"
minotaur at home:
nona the ninth spoilers and tw for violence and blood
nona tantrum scene :)
why is this weirdly racist alternative medicine bottle offering a handjob. to my liver
gratuitous gideon nav biceps in cutoff tank when she has canonically never been sleeveless is the breasting boobily of the tlt fandom. rabid dykes all of you. I shall reblog as usual
At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
Your honour, she should be inside me. (she/they)🏳️⚧️Ⓐ23
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