@strex-and-the-city
Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !
Me after 7 tequila shots:
Spiciness is just BDSM diet and you can't tell me otherwise
The lyrics "she wears short shorts, I wear t-shirts" suggest that she is Mikey Mousing it, while Taylor is over hear Winnie the poohing it. Both of which aren't appropriate for being the cheer captain or in the bleachers
If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes
I am not a violent person but I’m about to be
An octopus will become a fleshy if shown tentacle porn and have been proven to be aroused by the tentacle porn after which will try to fuck humans instead of other octopussies
is a song about a necromancer rising someones will to live from the dead
I hate that I spent time watching these videos to make this
my username may be putinsactualbigdick but nowadays its all about the putussy y'know
I didn’t need my heart anyway just take that with you tama.
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