I Hate That I Spent Time Watching These Videos To Make This

Oh do one Y'ALL WANT to post about my url huh, you craving some post about putinsactualbigdick cause no you can't have any go starve from the lack of content I give about his actual big dick, muskrats

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

if your ghost and your zombie body fall in love postmortem does that qualify as incest or just overly complicated masturbation

You know I'm always thinking why can't I get my tumblr to look like I want it but then I'll eventually learn that the way I'm imagining is old tumblr so I kinda can't

If it's army green, navy blue, and some people say maroon is Navy red we can then take that trend and say mustard yellow is Navy yellow and what ever the orange and purple colors of army are, are army those since this naming scheme seen to be secondary colors are army and primary colors are navy. Because of this I say the tertiary colors are marine.

@strex-and-the-city

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

Spiciness is just BDSM diet and you can't tell me otherwise

I didn’t need my heart anyway just take that with you tama.

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My new best friend.

A Ravenclaw about any dog or cat that looks at them (via ravenclawravings)

ME THOU!!

An octopus will become a fleshy if shown tentacle porn and have been proven to be aroused by the tentacle porn after which will try to fuck humans instead of other octopussies

I like to micro dose hyper fixations like having a one night stand with them but those one there *looks to a dark corner with some scurrying creatures inside* they can stay ill macrodose them all the time