On All Levels Except Physical I'm Dead

OG johnny Johnny yASSSS

I am SO happy Johnny Johnny is trending because now I can share my absolute FAVORITE version in the world

gay as fuck for a guy to be left handed to be honest. why do you need that sort of dexterity? to unbutton other men’s shirts?

Every once in a while Tumblr just falls over and starts convulsing and its entire user base just kinda. stares at it disapprovingly for a bit.

An octopus will become a fleshy if shown tentacle porn and have been proven to be aroused by the tentacle porn after which will try to fuck humans instead of other octopussies

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

Graduating high school as year 2020 is like

*constant over looming dread that spring break is over next week*

when youve been graduated for like 6 months and going to college for 5

Root beer floats out a stein

my username may be putinsactualbigdick but nowadays its all about the putussy y'know

cum is the fifth humor

I hate that I spent time watching these videos to make this