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Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

This generation may be powerful but also like we finna be 69 up in here still using the weird saying of Jared 19 and have people not understand but just say what your 76 and your name ain't even Jared wtf do you mean then in the old folks home you'll hear a chorus of "never fucken learned how to read" but like this entire gen that understands can go off with our weird sayings

If it's army green, navy blue, and some people say maroon is Navy red we can then take that trend and say mustard yellow is Navy yellow and what ever the orange and purple colors of army are, are army those since this naming scheme seen to be secondary colors are army and primary colors are navy. Because of this I say the tertiary colors are marine.

Spiciness is just BDSM diet and you can't tell me otherwise

if ur ace/aro/aroace and have no idea what the heck ur doing slap that mf reblog button

Graduating high school as year 2020 is like

*constant over looming dread that spring break is over next week*

when youve been graduated for like 6 months and going to college for 5

My friend needs your feedback!! He runs a website [Lingopie] where you can learn a language by watching TV shows and movies.

As a polyglot, he is super passionate about learning and teaching languages and wants to help students and language learners succeed. He has been working on this project 24/7, so your feedback would make his day! Here is the problem:

His website is still young, so they have limited funds to obtain licenses for movies and television shows. To help as many people as possible, he is wondering what languages you would like to learn or have exams for, so he can focus on expanding the media collection for these languages. I really like him and want his project to succeed, so I created a form where you can vote.

The following languages are available at the moment: Japanese 🇯🇵, Korean 🇰🇷, Spanish 🇪🇸, French 🇫🇷, German 🇩🇪, Italian 🇮🇹, Portuguese 🇵🇹 and English 🇺🇸

Which language are you most interested in? Please vote here!

The dad from the wild thornberrys exclames a good "gushing" when ever her stops for a breath while he eats his wife out.

An octopus will become a fleshy if shown tentacle porn and have been proven to be aroused by the tentacle porn after which will try to fuck humans instead of other octopussies