Scene: Two Friends Having A Conversation In A Living Room

Scene: two friends having a conversation in a living room

Fr1(rob): you know what they don't tell you enough growing up?

*enter random 3rd dude stage left*

Fr3(george) DUDE, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Fr2(Dickard) :yeah dude, not even once

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1 year ago

I like to micro dose hyper fixations like having a one night stand with them but those one there *looks to a dark corner with some scurrying creatures inside* they can stay ill macrodose them all the time


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4 years ago

Sad your friends are being rounded up like the terrorists they are?

Did you know that

Antifa isnt an organization, its a shortening of the term anti-fascist, and antifa "members" are just normal people who dont want the USA, the "freest country in the world" to be like Nazi Germany or Mussolini's Italy, with massive crackdowns on freedom of speech and assembly

The United States does not have a domestic terror statute, otherwise plenty of your right wing friends, associates, and mass shooter idols would get slapped with terror charges.

Events now are remarkably similar to Hitler's rise to power, with these unidentified "secret police" doing the exact same thing as the Gestapo, minus searching for jewish people

You would have been a member of the nazi party, and you would have had no problems with the holocaust either, because they "deserved it" by not being good obediant puppets of the state.

But then again, people like you don't care about facts or history.

2 years ago

The lyrics "she wears short shorts, I wear t-shirts" suggest that she is Mikey Mousing it, while Taylor is over hear Winnie the poohing it. Both of which aren't appropriate for being the cheer captain or in the bleachers


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4 years ago

If it's army green, navy blue, and some people say maroon is Navy red we can then take that trend and say mustard yellow is Navy yellow and what ever the orange and purple colors of army are, are army those since this naming scheme seen to be secondary colors are army and primary colors are navy. Because of this I say the tertiary colors are marine.


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6 years ago

if ur ace/aro/aroace and have no idea what the heck ur doing slap that mf reblog button

4 years ago

It's so weird getting a new follower on tumblr it's like

Whoa who brought you to this cursed corner of the site

7 years ago
Root Beer Floats Out A Stein

Root beer floats out a stein

4 years ago

This generation may be powerful but also like we finna be 69 up in here still using the weird saying of Jared 19 and have people not understand but just say what your 76 and your name ain't even Jared wtf do you mean then in the old folks home you'll hear a chorus of "never fucken learned how to read" but like this entire gen that understands can go off with our weird sayings


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2 years ago

if your ghost and your zombie body fall in love postmortem does that qualify as incest or just overly complicated masturbation


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