Skwisface Smut Upon Ye

skwisface smut upon ye

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summary: Murderface refuses to believe that Skwisgaar is actually good in bed and they make a bet for Skwisgaar to prove it. They both get a little more than they bargained for.

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I am going to open that ask box thingy if anyone has some quick drawing ideas or would like to just say something, it can be metalocalypse or trailer park boys related =] <tho it can be other shows and shit>

Just a warning I will definitely yap

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3 months ago

Drawing idea!!

*context*

Toki drags Skwisgaar outside to "play" with the wolves, which just involves Toki throwing meat at them and giving them little scritches and affection (aww)

HOWEVER, a skunk appears, and Skwisgaar notices it first, and Toki, who [according to the internet Skunks are NOT native to Norway(feel free to fact check me!!!)] Has not come across one, and goes to pet it as well as it approaches him rather curiously. (They're pretty harmless, just stinky :P) Skwisgaar yells at Toki to back away, scaring the poor little thing while Confusing tf out of Toki, Skwisgaar goes to drag toki away and they both get sprayed :(((

[Actual sketch]

they're both forced to take a very bubbly bubble bath. Skwisgaar is very pissed!! And Toki is VERY HAPPY, enjoying his lil bubble bath. Maybe with a Lil rubber ducky too!!

Bonus

(Mama) pickles to the rescue, and maybeeeeee he's scrubbing Tokis hair with a little "damn yoo guys stink.." ???

Extra bonus: Toki ragging on Murderface(after his bath) innocently by stating [with a giggle,] that they almost smelled as bad as him.

And Murderface is like;

"I didn't even do nothin bro-" Moiderface probably


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Ricky would try to use as much of Dethkloks money as possible. Let's be real. They'd all buy alcohol and drugs and have a grand old time.

Julian would probably try to get one of them to invest in the park/his business, and like Slyly, try and get some of their earnings with an offer, but he'd definitely target Murderface or Toki even Though Nathan Pickles and Skwisgaar make far much more than them. If he DID TRY and make an offer to one of them, they probably wouldn't take it. They'd have to be drunk too at least.

But 1] if he talked to Nathan Nathan would probably forget about it when they sober up and be like yeah no and Julian would be like. "Seriously man???"

2] alternatively if Charles found out he'd be like HAH no. Absolutely not. You are NOT investing in this park it's trash and hopeless.

3] Maybe they do give some money to Julian, but it's definitely not as much as he wants.

Toki and Bubbles would like have SO MUCH FUN. I imagine he'd ride in the little wagon Bubbles attaches to his go cart. Or alternatively he would drive it around probably crash it.

If he does crash it he 10000% gets Bubbles a new one.

They'd definitely have fun stealing carts together. I'd like to draw them playing with carts at some point :)

Ricky and Pickles would definitely be a pair

Julian and Nathan would be buds

Toki and Bubbles would be friends.

Let's all be real Lucy would probably try to hit on Nathan or Skiwsgaar.

He'd probably try to hit on most of the women in that park.

Murderface might try and flirt with her and she'd obviously be like "ew" but perhaps she MIGHT sleep with him, but at somepoint he'd definitely blow it and she'd kick him out of her trailer.

This might cause something between him and Ricky, and honestly, Ricky would win a fight with Murderface.

Imagine Dick William Randy and Lahey all hanging out? I mean they're all gay as fuck. I think at least Knubbler might enjoy their company. A few drinks, something to nibble on, and then probably get outta dodge once Lahey gets slammed.

I wonder if Pickles and Lahey would have a drink off, who do you think can drink more?

That's all I've got right now maybe I can think of some more ideas later


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