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No one loves them like I do 💔

Yeah they're all fucking douchebags ik. I kinda like Cyrus too on a good day. He's stupidly funny occasionally. He's funny in the animated series "my precious balls!!" LMAO your balls ain't SHIT talking about perfect balls stfu

Can't forget the main men 💕💕💕 ilu ilusm!!! Ilusm!!

AHRHHRGRHRH

Ok but like if anyone can recall any part of my TPB X Metalocalypse Crossover, imagine Randy making the guys all boigas. Yummy yummy boiga

Ricky would try to use as much of Dethkloks money as possible. Let's be real. They'd all buy alcohol and drugs and have a grand old time.

Julian would probably try to get one of them to invest in the park/his business, and like Slyly, try and get some of their earnings with an offer, but he'd definitely target Murderface or Toki even Though Nathan Pickles and Skwisgaar make far much more than them. If he DID TRY and make an offer to one of them, they probably wouldn't take it. They'd have to be drunk too at least.

But 1] if he talked to Nathan Nathan would probably forget about it when they sober up and be like yeah no and Julian would be like. "Seriously man???"

2] alternatively if Charles found out he'd be like HAH no. Absolutely not. You are NOT investing in this park it's trash and hopeless.

3] Maybe they do give some money to Julian, but it's definitely not as much as he wants.

Toki and Bubbles would like have SO MUCH FUN. I imagine he'd ride in the little wagon Bubbles attaches to his go cart. Or alternatively he would drive it around probably crash it.

If he does crash it he 10000% gets Bubbles a new one.

They'd definitely have fun stealing carts together. I'd like to draw them playing with carts at some point :)

Ricky and Pickles would definitely be a pair

Julian and Nathan would be buds

Toki and Bubbles would be friends.

Let's all be real Lucy would probably try to hit on Nathan or Skiwsgaar.

He'd probably try to hit on most of the women in that park.

Murderface might try and flirt with her and she'd obviously be like "ew" but perhaps she MIGHT sleep with him, but at somepoint he'd definitely blow it and she'd kick him out of her trailer.

This might cause something between him and Ricky, and honestly, Ricky would win a fight with Murderface.

Imagine Dick William Randy and Lahey all hanging out? I mean they're all gay as fuck. I think at least Knubbler might enjoy their company. A few drinks, something to nibble on, and then probably get outta dodge once Lahey gets slammed.

I wonder if Pickles and Lahey would have a drink off, who do you think can drink more?

That's all I've got right now maybe I can think of some more ideas later

I imagine if they were hanging out. MF would be slurring and calling Randy gay like A LOT because like he IS(bi) but like, Randy would grow so sick of it, and that man can DEF smell another gay man; so he would definitely turn around and be like you know what YOU ARE GAY and List of a few reasons why MF is clearly gay, and that he's clearly repressed.

"It's ok to come out of the closet man, you don't have to hide your true self" and then like walk away leaving Murderface mortified.

"I am NOT repressched!! I am NOT GAY!!"

GOOOD MORNING TRAILER PARK BOY FANS. HI HELLO I ALSO LOVE THE TRAILER PARK BOYS TOOOOOOOOOOOOO and I'm here to bastardize it. I cannot be stopped

I know he sucks a lot, but like here is some friggin Randy appreciation. I think he's very pretty too. :)

And i bet he makes such a banging burger like I REALLY want to eat one of his burgers so badly 😥I'm hungry rn just thinking about it

Man what i wouldn't do to get high as fuck and eat cheeseburgers with him. That would be pretty cool.