I Imagine If They Were Hanging Out. MF Would Be Slurring And Calling Randy Gay Like A LOT Because Like

CALLING ALL MURDERFACE FANS!!!!!

You've won a date with THE William Murderface! Congratulations to you! What's the catch, you ask?

You gotta treat him to dinner.

Where are you taking him?

[Can be more than one place if need be]

What do you think he'd order?

What would YOU order him?

Answer below because I genuinely wanna know

Richard's boyfriend here, I'd bring him for good hotsubs at a sub shop called tc landos iykyk they don't skimp on the filling or the grease that goes into it ,it's level with each bite you take yet regret eating the whole large sub, I feel he would destroy a lrg kamikazi sub but I wouldn't stop there I'd get the kamikazi and mis-steak everyone deserves these two

So polite..

Richard here, I need some time to think about where I'd take him tbh cus I really wanna get this post out!

BONUS: IF I can get ahold of some paper, I MIGHT be able to draw it :D So stay tuned for that ig

For my trailer park boys fans, nsfw ish question

Do you think they can shake ass?? Be real, do you think ANY of the men in that show can shake ass???

If so who do you think is the best at it?

Please somebody

Somebody

Lawd

Help

Majority of the men on this list are FINE. URGh..

Imma say Julian and Randy can probably shake the most ass. Just if I'm honest.

But like, what do YOU think.

Randy knows how to throw it back. No way he don't. He gaeeyyyyyyyy, homo!!!

HES AIRING HIS COOCHIE OUT‼️‼️‼️‼️ STOP HIM!!! CLOZE YOUR LEGZ YOU SLUT!!!

OH WAIT- YOU GOTTS GET BITCHES TO BE A SLUT!!! AND U AINT GOT ANYYYYYYY!!!!

I'm absolutely insane for Metalocalypse and The Trailer park boys right now, I'm gonna be doing random posts on them because I feel ✨️inspired✨️ once I get a tablet it's gonna be WILD trust 🤞

It also helps i do the Shaka Waka which makes my brain go hehe hoohoo I've got some ideas for yew

I love the green 💚 so fucking much.

ANYWAYS I can't wait to share more with yall 🖤 happy fucking new year everybody

Fun fact:

I can NOT fully watch the metalocalypse intro because of the flashing lights. The beginning of the intro is mild and does irritate a bit, but the red flashing lights is where my brain short circuits :(

Why do abusers randomly decide to be good people one day? Why couldnt you always be this way?

I swear guys! It's real! I saw it with my own eyes!!! 🤯🤯🤯

I think i am genuinely mad at Murderfaces dad. Like how much of an ass are you to rob an infant of his mother? I'm of the opinion that William could have been different if he had his mom. I think he'd hate himself a lot less. Maybe he'd be a bit nicer, too. He might still be an asshole because people can still be asses and have their moms... I just like to think he would at least be happier in his life if he had her. I think it would have been better for him to be raised by her than by his grandparents.

since @/zillacore found out where Murderface grew up (screenshot underneath), now we know where the whole band grew up.

Nathan- Florida

Pickles- Tomahawk, Wisconsin

Murderface- Fort Wayne- Indiana

Skwisgaar- Sweden

Toki- Norway