Putridherb - The Fruity Alchemist

Lil sketch tease ig

Fem toki wartooth lovers unite!!!!!!

I hope yew guys liek it

God I love Knubbler X Murderface and Toki X Murderface so bad I can't decide which one i like more they are both so cute and ugh I love the idea of Murderface being happy with either of them because he deserves to be loved :(((( I've made art for both Dickface and Murdertooth and as of typing this I'm continuing to work on making more of BOTH ships.

If anyone has any prompts or anything for either of those ships let me know! I enjoy drawing all three of them so deeply.

Especially Knubbler and Murderface, they are so much fun to draw ugggggghhhhh!!!!

I swear guys! It's real! I saw it with my own eyes!!! 🤯🤯🤯

Relatable 💔

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Alright, I drew dethklok pregnant who wants to see 💀💀 i am both extremely ashamed and both unapologetically unashamed at the same time, I came up with little headcannons while drawing, so I had a good time LMAO would anyone want to see LOL?

Interact with this post if ya do... 🐱

(Im probably gonna post it anyway jajaja but let me know!!)

toki joining dethklok. what do you mean this isn’t what happened

I AM IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK AND SOMEONE IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME KEEPS MOANING AND BREATHING HELLA LOUD WHILE USING THE BATHROOM LIKE PLEASE IM RITE NEXT TO YOU WHY ARE MOANING WHILE TAKING A PISZ ????????????

DICK KNUBBLER IS STILL ALIVE HES STILL ALIVE HES STILL ALIVE MY WIFE IS STILL ALIVE

HE IS ALIVE GUYS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

APOLOGIES FOR THE LAST POST ILL MAKE JT UP TO YOU GUYS ARHSGHSHRH

I PRESENT

METALOCALYPSE KIWIS

IM ACTUALLY PISSED BECAUSE I USED A REFERENCE FOR MOST OF THEM EXCEPT KNUBBLER ABIGAIL CHARLES MAGNUS AND SETH AND THEY LOOK SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER UGRHRHRHRHHR

I'll line and colour this at somepoint but I hope yall like it

I usually wouldn't draw seth or magnus because they pmo but I know people like them so ya :3

I am drunk, i will admit. But holy shit o my oh dear old people are so hot. I understand skwisgaars attraction to the older ladies 100000000000000% percent. There is just something so beautiful about old age. I don't mean this in a fetish way i just mean old age can be and IS so beautiful, and I feel like no one i know understands that. I haven't met someone who understands how beautiful aged people are. Grey hair, wrinkles, sun spots all of it is so beautiful.

Like..

You have greying hair?? That is so fucking cool you've lived long enough to have that happen.

Wrinkles?? That's fucking epic. Smile lines?? My god you've been happy in your life and you have proof you lived happily.

Sun spots?? Ok cool, idc they look pretty epic too.

They can have such beautiful soulful eyes. My god. And their advice is so comforting and warm

Id believe an elder telling me it's going to ok rather than someone my own age saying "you're going to be ok" because like if you're my age how the FUCK do you know it's gonna be ok?? The mf who's 50+ can tell me it's gonna be ok and I'd believe them over you ANYDAY of the week. My god are their voices so gentle and warm too. Like. Oh my god.

Someone pleazeeeeeeee

Unfertsand that lime i dont know lkke understand thag like lld people are HOT wnd im tired of acting lime they are NOT.

Can we as a society PLEASE stop caring about "looking old?" Whats wrong with that!!!??? They are so beautiful too...

I love men that are old. Women too.

But mostly old/older men. I mean my god i am dating a man an ENTIRE decade older than me. And whike tht might not seem lime a lot, he hjmself is starting to zhow signs of aging, and it is so AWESOME. Like HELL YEAH!!

He is getting grey hair and its like YES YES YES YES YES. You are SO fine and that grey hair looks amazing on you. Please stop pulling those little grey hairs out. They are BEAUTY-FUL on your head!!!!...

Im xrawinf a naked knubbler rjght now.. thats why im mking this post moslty. Cus old is hot.

Edit; I will probbaly post it. Becqhse i acrhally really lime how it is turning ojt

Old age is beautifyl, and im tired of peeople acting like its ugly or that people lose value as they age and enter the grey hair era.

Sam3 goes with fat guys... have you ever CUDDLED a fat man??? GOD its the best thjng in the world they are LEGIT so soft. They usually have snacks and they alwyas take suchhhh good care of you... fat men are usually so zweet.. eztra fat is so cute.

Like awww i caj squish more of you 🥹 i can love more of you, tbere is MORE of yoy for me to love ajd care for. Agaij NOT sayijg this in a fet8sh kink qay, i just adore large full figures. All body types are beautiful, but i always gice eztra love and attwntion to fat and old.men. and i think that sums up who i am pretty well.. i think it syms up this blog rhinf or qbag eer.

Men suck but theyre also so beautiful...