i really enjoy the romantic subplots of metal gear because sometimes it’s the hypothetical scenario in which it was adam and not eve who was most vulnerable to the snake and the snake was simply seductive and never intended to give anyone the pivotal apple and thus it was humanity’s own folly and ability to love that eventually destroyed the world and sometimes it’s a metaphor for the titanic in which jack and rose are perfect for each other and the ship will sail on forever but an unforeseen danger such as an iceberg leaves permanent cracks and in the end rose cares more about surviving than loving and then sometimes it’s “I met my husband because he peed his pants in a locker and then talked to me about anime and we’ve been in love ever since”
so did you lay in bed blasting fireflies by owl city as a kid staring up at the ceiling while imagining running away to a happier place bc you grew up on fairy tales and make believe stories since you didnt really have the best social skills due to undiagnosed neurodivergency and thus didnt have a lot of friends so you spent all that extra time you had induldging in fictional stories and then grew up believing maybe one day youd get to go on a magical adventure like those stories had so youd spent so much time just longing for an escape and to go somewhere you understood bc you didnt understand people but you did understand all those stories you read or are you normal
When the new Spies decided to duel but the Red jackass brought back up.
In their first fight they turn blue and pink sooo
HES SO CUTE I WANT TO PUT A PIECE OF TOAST ON HOME AND EAT HIM
literally what is with the influx of porn bot follows im getting
just finished watching dragon ball (1986) and i couldnt help but notice the little red/blue color scheme during the goku vs piccolo fight like why are they tv girl coded
JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?