JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE

johnshi this, railao that,.. okay but what if they were all poly

magic

reasons to love syntax: a thread(??)

he is the best Ever.

thank you for coming to my ted talk <33

LET GO HER

current mood: skyrim skeleton being launched down a mountain at 300 mph

i really enjoy the romantic subplots of metal gear because sometimes it’s the hypothetical scenario in which it was adam and not eve who was most vulnerable to the snake and the snake was simply seductive and never intended to give anyone the pivotal apple and thus it was humanity’s own folly and ability to love that eventually destroyed the world and sometimes it’s a metaphor for the titanic in which jack and rose are perfect for each other and the ship will sail on forever but an unforeseen danger such as an iceberg leaves permanent cracks and in the end rose cares more about surviving than loving and then sometimes it’s “I met my husband because he peed his pants in a locker and then talked to me about anime and we’ve been in love ever since”

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

Kitana & Tanya By Joshua Swaby